Introduction

The caption contest has ended, and in this thread, our winners have been announced!

Thank you to everyone that submitted a caption, we had an extremely difficult time selecting our top 5 and out of respect to all the work that went into this competition, we'll be leaving the thread with all entries online so anyone that wants to check them out can do so HERE.

And finally congratulations to our winners, while many entries were great, these ones stood out above the rest! We will contact you via to organize the prize distribution. Winners, keep an eye on your PM inbox as we'll be contacting you with further information shortly.

1st Place
coolguycooldude
1st place went to coolguycooldude for his amazing series of captions featuring the "fabulous" CELL soldiers! For his troubles, coolguycooldude wins;

* NVIDIA GTX460 Graphics Card
* Razer Mousepad
* Crysis 2 Figurine
* Nanosuit T-Shirt
* Crytek Lanyard
* CryENGINE 3 Sticker
* CryENGINE 3 USB Stick
* Crysis Legion Novel



2nd Place
Tobiasz931
2nd place was awarded to Tobiasz931 for introducing the world to the destructive power of CELL binoculars in close combat. For his entry he wins;

* Razer Mousepad
* Crysis 2 Figurine
* Nanosuit T-Shirt
* Crytek Lanyard
* CryENGINE 3 Sticker
* CryENGINE 3 USB Stick
* Crysis Legion Novel



3rd Place
Ordinary_Story
3rd place goes to Ordinary_Story for pushing his friend to go just a little too far...

* Crysis 2 Figurine
* Nanosuit T-Shirt
* Crytek Lanyard
* CryENGINE 3 Sticker
* CryENGINE 3 USB Stick
* Crysis Legion Novel



4th Place
Jodeth
4th place was awarded to Jodeth for making sure that we never look at "the claw" the same way again.

* Nanosuit T-Shirt
* Crytek Lanyard
* CryENGINE 3 Sticker
* CryENGINE 3 USB Stick
* Crysis Legion Novel



5th Place
Shock_Fyre
Our 5th place winner is Shock_Fyre for expecting perhaps a little too much from his dual laptop setup.

* Crytek Lanyard
* CryENGINE 3 Sticker
* CryENGINE 3 USB Stick
* Crysis Legion Novel



Related Links
* gamesas Caption Contest Thread
* Caption Contest Info Thread

- gamesas Team

congrats to the winners..

Congrats winners! I thought the Windows one was really funny. Hopefully at least the (literally) game-stopping bugs get fixed and this game can get the love it deserves.

Haahah, all those winners were hilarious
Congrats, guys. Enjoy your shiny treasures!

Congrats to the winners! Liked the backflip bro! haha

This just sux. I didnt know that you could photoshop the pic how much you wanted like the 4th Place. The pics that won isnt even funny.

Wow really?! That was probably my worst caption!

Not a bad list though and coolguycooldude deserves the win for the C.E.L.L soldier male model one! I even PM'ed him about its greatness!

thanks Crytek! (although I would have liked the Retaliation DLC )

lol, and thanks Ordinary_Story. (and Crytek)

first 3 entries are funny, 4th and 5th are not realy, but... congrats to winners! (especially to coolguycooldude, because he's made a lot of effort in making that Fabulous)

Well...I may seem like I'm biased because I had an entry too...but I agree with majstor...I only really found the soviet russia and 'protect me windows' ones funny. I think they chose the winners based on amount of effort though...nevertheless congrats all winners and entrants!

We asked the question if it had to be funny, they didn't respond, guess that means no.

Heh... Congrats to those who won. I should of made more.....

Congratulations, enjoy your prizes.
I LOL'd iron hard at the 1st and 3rd.

We asked the question if it had to be funny, they didn't respond, guess that means no.
We didn't want to limit creativity too much

Everyone has a different sense of humour so it's impossible to choose a top 5 that everyone agrees with but we went through every entry here in the office and picked out our favourites to narrow them down together.

We look forward to more creative and funny input from future contests to come. So if you didn't win this time, there's always next time with more awesome prizes to be won!

Cheers!

Awesome! I'm second
I didn't expect that and I didn't think that this one was my best, but I'm so glad that you liked it. Good choice with the 1st winner, really fabulous ;] I think everybody agrees with that. We also PM'ed each other with Ordinary_Story, I though his other one caption was funnier, but this one is very good too. Thank you Crytek and congratulations to all the winners!

well. 2nd got his inspiration from rwj.

Congrats Tobiasz! I think "Battle of waterloo" was too tasteless in humor to win..but we both know those are the funniest ones

but, Great list of winners! I remember laughing at each of the winner's caption's at some point of time. esp, Jodeth's "Y u no bump fist" one lol

Well done done guys.. hope u enjoy the AWESOME prizes from Crytek!

well. 2nd got his inspiration from rwj.
wow, really?! Like rwj invented that "in Russia..." type of jokes.. smh
google it more

Funny guy this RWJ is, but no, I wasn't inspired by him.

I remember laughing at each of the winner's caption's at some point of time. esp, Jodeth's "Y u no bump fist" one lol

Lol!

Wow really?! That was probably my worst caption!

What was your best caption?

coolguycooldude deserves the win for the C.E.L.L soldier male model one! I even PM'ed him about its greatness!

Agreed! PM'ed him also.

This just sux. I didnt know that you could photoshop the pic how much you wanted like the 4th Place. The pics that won isnt even funny.

I didn't know either but I just gave it a shot, to help the nostalgia.
Btw, the rules didn't say it had to be funny.

What was your best caption?



Well I don't know, I liked some of my other ones but I don't know if I had a best one, maybe "battle of waterloo" or "Dystopian after party" came close..but they were all funny in their own stupid way..

I really liked making fun of Gould, the lady lumps one, the anti-joke one but I guess my favourite would be "Dystopian After Party" for all it's subtle characterisations.

Jodeth, lol, I thought I was going to lose to your awesome porta-poty dump explosion, no really, i thought that was the funniest entry ever, like is had told you, a literal ROFL, cant see why it wasn't even chosen.....

Jodeth, lol, I thought I was going to lose to your awesome porta-poty dump explosion, no really, i thought that was the funniest entry ever, like is had told you, a literal ROFL, cant see why it wasn't even chosen.....

Haha, I guess it wasn't chosen cause it was comic styled instead of plain caption. At least we know the contest wasn't rigged Yours were clever cause you combined your pics into another pic, plus the way you posed the CELL soldiers was amazing. It was good as anyone could pose in gmod. Genius stuff man!
Maybe later Crytek will have a comic contest :3