Behold, the strange beauty of the
Ponderous Acrobat. Slow, but maneuverable. Unhurried, yet agile. Large, yet graceful. :laugh: Sorry, I have a weird way of looking at things sometimes.
Well, it looks like eight can fit in it, so
Octocarrier seemed somewhat appropriate. If it can only seat six or seven, then
Hexacarrier or
Septacarrier would be better.
You could always just call it
Spanky McBongBong the Wild, but that seems a bit outlandish for a vehicle. :blink: Come to think of it, that sounds a bit outlandish for
anything.
Let's see if I can come up with more...
Imma (as in "Imma get you there in one piece, but it might take a while.")
GOMWOIRYO (which stands for "Get Outta My Way Or I'll Run You Over".)
Road Sage (Very wise in the
Way of the Road. A devout follower of
The Book of Five Rings Roads.)
The Beast (Who would dare oppose it on the road?)
Willie (as in "Willie Maykit Der")
Deerwhacker ("Hey, see that deer ov 'ere? Watch 'is!" *whack*)
Squirrelsmasher ("Hey, lookit! A squirrel!" *smash* "Not anymore.")
Bugsplatter ("Hey man. There's a big 'ole swarm o' bugs ahead." *splatter, splatter, splatter, splatter* "Well, there used to be.")
The Ride ('Cause it's an adventure!)
Jurrasicar ('Cause it's a fossil!)
Pest Aside (Pests
better move aside if they don't wanna get squashed.)