Catchphrase-Example
"Get to the escape vehicle!"-Whenever I want someone to get into the turret/passenger seat.
"TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!"-Double kill with a single grenade.
"SOMEONE FAT GET IN MY WAY!"-When jumping off a building.
"Tucker did it"-accidental betrayal
"So much blood!"-Killing Spree
"Touchie feely time!"-Melee/assassination
"I swear someone put the lens cap on the scope"-When I fail at sniping
"Oh god, you shouldn't have trusted me with this"-When I pick up a rocket launcher
"Hello, this is your pilot speaking, today we'll be venturing over the enemy territory where you will drop down and fight while I enjoy some vodka, and get to watch movies."-Whenever I'm flying
[censored] I say alot, I should be a voice for Halo: Reach's firefight!
I think that joke will be easier to get if you tweak to more like "Why don't I ever learn to jump AFTER the fat guy?" I mean, those who hear you are gonna be focusing on their own scenery, scanning the pvssyr for relevant words. Gotta talk to children here, due to their concentration. Not trying to insult.Rocket launcher quip, huh? Gives me an idea.
"Hey Pete, 'member them tater guns we used to make as kids?"
*Launched grenade ends lives*
"Wish we had THESE taters when we was young!"