"I will rip your head off, claw my way down your throat, and rip out your very soul!" -- Mako Vlazkov, adapted from the Soldier.

"What's that on your shirt?" -Stabs victim in the chest, plunges hand into hole, rips out spine- "YOUR SPINE!!" -- Mako Vlazkov, brutally executing a slaver.

Guys I just did the math... I dont have enough Mountain Dew to last until Tuesday.

I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass.

I'll rip off your neck and [censored] down your head.

You would think that when the moderators allow a spam thread such as this one to just roll when it should probably have been locked that you would at the very least not avoid the autocensor making said moderators read all this spam and edit many, many posts for avoiding that autocensor. You would think they would not post inappropriate posts as well. But noooooo......

Closed for numerous autocensor avoidence and wearing me down. :nono: