Catchy One-Liners : Fallout: New Vegas

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:02 pm

"velkom to zie nightshift!" me-after a brisk, midnight slaughter-spree.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:23 pm

"What is that ticking sound? "

"O that, It was nothing."

"Fruit that tastes like old meat, yum"

"O look, a dead body, lets search it."

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:34 pm

"I need your clothes, your boots and your plasma rifle." ~ A little poetic license from T1 - Good for jumping a well equiped NPC.

"Shh... my common sense is tingling." ~ Deadpool - For when you finally see the obvious solution to the issue you've been trying to solve for an hour.

"Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog-goneit, people like me." ~ Sen. Stuart Smalley - A little peptalk for those times that you wish you put a little more points into your speech skill.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:39 pm

It's just been revoked! - Murtaugh at the end of lethal weapon 2.

You are the ugliest bunch of feral ghouls, and i've seen your mothers. -Theredchord93

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:22 pm

"All right, all right, if it will make you happy, I will overthrow society." - Phillip J. Fry

"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while." - Charles Barkley

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:07 pm

"war,war never changes" fallout narrator guy

Si vis pacem, para bellum ("If you seek peace, prepare for war")

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:16 pm

I don't know who said the original quote, but I love to imagine my character screaming "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW" when killing tribals like in PL :')

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:15 pm

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." - Bhagavad Gita
Quoted again by J. Robert Oppenheimer in reference to the Trinity test in New Mexico, where the first atomic bomb was detonated...

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:26 am

"Bored now."-Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Perfect for when you feel like going on a murderous rampage.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:14 pm

"Looks like it's time for a little pre-meditated self-defense." - A common saying

"Settle down, or I'll staple yer earlobes to the bed!" - Annoyed Wastelands Doc

"Sure you've lost a lot of blood, but with all the pieces yer missing, you shouldn't need as much." - Wastelands Doc

"Quit yer whinin'! You've got another leg." - Wasteland Doc

"Hand me my hammer, I need to anesthetize the patient before I make the first incision." - Wastelands Doc

"A tooth for a tooth; An eye for an eye; You get what you give; Now die, Die, DIE!!!" - Upset after being attacked by raiders several times in a row....

"Oh you take the low road, and I'll take the high road, and I'll rain death down all over ya." - sung to a merry Scottish tune

"We might have believed it was an accidental shooting...if you hadn't changed magazines...TWICE!" - obviously inadequate defense

You should add to your doctor one-liners, all TF2 Medic one-liners. :celebration:

"Prepare for you examination." TF2 Doctor :toughninja:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:22 pm

I don't know who said the original quote, but I love to imagine my character screaming "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW" when killing tribals like in PL :')

Epic.
Wait a second....*Makes a mod, goes to Point Lookout. Comes back after a while adorned in all kinds of tribal bone jewelry and stuff*
Their god is here, baby!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:14 pm

"It's true you know... The individual is smart but people are idiots *Detonates C4*"
Me B)

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:33 pm

"Don't carry a gun. It's nice to have them close by, but don't carry them. You might get arrested. " J.Gotti

"I'll be back" Arnold T1

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." A.Capone

"Now I know why tigers eat their young." A.Capone

"I have built my organization upon fear. " A.Capone

"Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class. " A.Capone

"OK, boys; let's go make a withdrawal. " J.Dillinger

"What do you expect me to do about it?" J.Dillinger

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:45 am

"Ssshhhhhhh...... .....you smell that?" Peter Venkman: Ghost busters.

(Atomic bomb goes off) "Allright, who farted?" unknown.

"SSSppppooooooooooooooooooonnn!!" The Tick.

"Not in the face, not in the face!" The Tick.

"I'd buy that for a dollar." Salesmen: Robocop.

"Kill 'em all, let God sort them out." The Devil: Needful Things.

"Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun." Ash: Army of Darkness.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:31 pm

"Arms are for hugging!"

"You can't hug your children with nuclear arms"

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:36 am

"Tommy the Balls sends his regards"-New Reno henchman

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:25 pm

"war,war never changes" fallout narrator guy

Ron Perlman = fallout narrator guy

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:19 pm

any thing R. Lee Ermey says. that man is a badass extremus maximus.

i just love to run around the wasteland chanting "this is my rifle this is my gun, one is for shooting one is for fun!"

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:44 pm

"Arms are for hugging!"

"You can't hug your children with nuclear arms"

lol

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:03 pm

"You have something in your hair, *Boom headshot!* - Brad (JustinTv)

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:59 pm

the best ones are
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"[censored] YOU [censored]"

"remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied"

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:18 am

"I'm not going to fight you, I'm going to kick your ass."

and we can't forget.

"I'm looking for mutant toliet to park my bricks. Who's first?"

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:21 am

*While shooting a powder ganger in the face with a grenade launcher* "Einstein once said, 'I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.' Eh, what'd he know?" :gun:

*While vaporizing a raider* "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." -Dr. Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:13 am

"This whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I've ever seen." - Bill Clinton

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:38 pm

"They *put on some cool shades* wont get away with murder. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Horatio Cane (David Caruso)

"I Guess the truth is always... *Puts on shades* ...hard to swallow. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Horatio Cane