"You can round up a million maggots to try to defeat me... but you'll still all just be maggots!"

"Let me tell you something. There are weak men and strong men in this world. The strong men take everything and the weak men die. That's how the world was designed. Now I will show you how it works, weaklings!!!"

Hehe. Reminds me of the sniper chant I heard a few years ago:


Man or Woman, Young or Old
My sight is steady, my trigger cold
Walk or run, laugh or cry
You're in my scope and now you die

'Proper Job Lad'

"Free LASIK surgery for everyone!" - Me, before shooting everyone in the face with a laser rifle.

"It's dinner time and I'm hungry for some salad, Caesar salad." - Me, right before I blow up a bunch of Caesar Legionnaires.

"I understand that you have legitimate grievances with my point of view, but instead of formulating a logical argument to persuade you, I'm just going to perforate your face with my machine gun."

"I came, I saw, I kicked everyone's ass."

"In times of war, the law falls silent, because I killed it."

"Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate — and quickly." –Robert Heinlein

don't shoot the messenger
- the courier

By azura! By azura! By azura! its the Grand Champin!

OH BOY I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHATS IN THIS THREAD NOW. :vaultboy:

*Sees that post*

My Face- http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii97/Martyr_of_Death/myface.png

"Put that cookie daun NAOWWWWWWWWW"

"I'm a cop you idiot I'm detective John Kimble"

"Bring the Toy back to the cahpet... BRING THE TOYS BACK TO THE CAHPET!!!!!!!!"

"It's not a tumah"

"THE IS NO BATHROOM"

"Krom I have never prayed to you before.. All that matters is that 2 stood against many.. THATS whats important. So grant me one request Grant me revenge... and if you do not listen TO HELL WITH YOU."

"My crew and I are gonna be doing one thing, and one thing only; killing Ghouls. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Ghoul scalps, and I want my scalps." - Holy Assassin

I should sig. that one there..

"Say 'ello to my little frien' " - Tony Montana (i actually screamed this irl when i got my first minigun)

"I step on you [censored] cockroaches" - Tony Montana again (pwned insects)

"it's just a flesh wound" - Black knight from Monty Python (For when you get jumped by that Deathclaw)

"And it goes boom, boom. And boom boomelyst!" - Danish band from the 70s. (for when you chain those exploding cars)

Once you go Fisto you never go back you'll be glad if you can still walk. - Gabriel Cortez

"May god have mercy on your soul... Oh wait, there is no god. *gunshot*" - Me

"*jawdrop* We are going to need some bigger nukes" - Me when encountering anything bigger than a supermutant.

"Everything on black!" - Me when I get my first 1000/5000 caps

"Don't worry, I won't defecate on your body after I'm done."

"I didn't want to do this. But, I guess I should enjoy while possible. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Beating my first unarmed prisoner to death with a 9-iron.

"Well howdy partners! All fine and dandy that you decided to pop in and give old C a visit. But nao I've gots to shoot yah and loot yer bodies. No hard feelings, eh?" To any raiders that happen across my "camp".

"Don't forget your towel!" Towlie and The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"How lucky, you get to die" - Rena Beaumont

"Kindly stand still so I can slice your head off" - Rena Beaumont

"Sure, go ahead and shoot me, I'll still rip your arms off" - Firian Nosferat

"Guess what, you hit me, I healed, you can scream now" - Rena Beaumont

"Oh look, I got your nose, well shot it off" - Reina Beaumont

"Idiot, meet baseball bat, baseball bat, meet idiot" - Reina Beaumnt

"Blood is quite beautiful, don't you think? Like the blood that will be flowing from your neck in a moment" - Firian Nosferat

"Hurt me once, shame on you, hurt me twice, also shame on you, keep hurting me and you'll be the one crying" - Reina Beaumont

"I'm not dead nor likely to be, you are though, how fun" - Rena Beaumont

"What you call murder I call comfort" - Rena Beaumont

"Your first mistake was in underestimating me, your second mistake was in ruining my top. I liked that top" - Reina Beaumont

All from a very big story I've been writing for over a decade.

One liners used in Fallout 3 which might go over to New Vegas:

"Wow, what a big gun" *pulls out Fatman* "Mine's bigger"

"Fresh meat? You are now"

"Aww, you lost your leg, your arm, and your head. Tough day for you then"

"Come into my parlour, said the spider to the fly" - After throwing some frag mines down when raiders were coming after me

"Did I kill you? Aww, poor baby"

"Yeah, I'm a [censored], you want to be one too? I have a good aim if you want to be"

"Aye, you have style since you just died in style"

"Catch!" - Throwing a frag grenade

"Did you know that you have a grenade in your pocket?" - After using stealth to place a grenade in someone's inventory

"Well boom ba to you too" - After using the missile launcher one time to kill a super mutant who was hard to reach with any other weapon in the Georgetown area

"Danger, scrap heap, danger!" - When destroying several Protectrons

"I came, I saw, I nuked the lot of you" - Muni nuked six super mutants and a Behemoth.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun that you can with just a kind word - Al Capone

Civ 4. Gunpowder tech I think. Or Rifling

Forgot a one liner -

"Did I shoot you? Aww, here, I'll shoot you again" - While playing Fallout 3

"I'm not running away, I'm calling you over" - After dropping a few frag mines

"For the last time, I'm not stealing anything I'm just looking at it!!!" - Paragon

"I wasn't shooting at you, I was trying to shoot the tapeworms in your stomach."

"You can't kill me. If I die, I'll just reload a previous save."

"Hold on! -cough- I... -cough cough- I have... -cough cough- I have asthma!" -- Mako Vlazkov

There will be some serious one liners shouted if my Xbox red rings any time soon.

Welcome to the wondrous wild wacky wooly wasteland! - Who ever can say it 5 times in a row fast.

"Oh baby, I'll be careful not to tear anything." -- Mako Vlazkov to a female Ghoul prosttute.

"Gambling's for those with high hopes for success and a low understanding of probability." In a casino. Any of you know what its from?

"I'll make it easy for you *points gun* smile and wait for the flash"-wayne the wastelander