For those big moments we are bound to have.

Post 'em.

Some of mine(situational):

"I'd rather shoot you in the head than myself in the foot." -- Mako Vlazkov

"Get up soldier, there's a war to fight." -- Mako Vlazkov

"I kick atom bombs." -- Mako Vlazkov

"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in rutting command here." –Jayne Cobb

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum

" You can't survive in the Strip without money."-TheLastCatOfTheWastes

"Glittz, chicks, and [censored], thats Vegas, thats my kind of town" - Colonel Martyr

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WUUAAAAHHHH WAAHHH AHAHAHAHAHA CRAI SOME MOAR! - Heavy

You got blood on my suit. - Spy

That's not gone well. - Jeremy Clarkson

How hard can it be?! - Jezza...again



All of my one liners can be applied to a situation in a Fallout game, too.

Brilliant.

"She is startin' to damage my calm." - Jayne Cobb

"You're [censored]in' out!" - Kenny Powers

Will be uttered during every VATS head explosion at moment of impact.

Think about it this way, dying is only the third worste thing that could happen to you out here in the wastes. It's like I'm doing you a favor... you should thank me. Nicky the Noose (New Vegas Hitman)

"I came here to get two things: Power&[censored]" - Tony Montana, I think

"I'm not getting crucifed today, I'm the good thief, I'm here for petty theft... get my file down here" - Lenny Bruce (paraphrasing cos I can't remember it all)

"A real man doesn't need his head, but his balls" - Andrzej Lepper after the Benny Gecko incident

"Let's Party" - Holy Assassin

"LEEEEEERROOOOOOOYYYYYY JJJJJEEEEEENNKKKKIIIIIINNNNNNSSS" - Leroy Jenkins

"It's just business" - Someone in the Godfather

"svck on *this*" - Holy Assassin

cashier : "would you like to cash in your chips now ma'am?"
me, pulling out plasma rifle "No, I would like the contents of your safe, if you don't mind"

"Pain or damage doesn't end the world. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back." –Al Swearengen

You damn kids and your jazz music! downfall of society!

Why can't we be friends?

Shop smart, shop S-mart

Screw you guys I'm going home! Erick Cartman

I want to put an evil quote in but they are really hard to find. Put in "evil quotes" and you get good overcoming evil makes me sad :sadvaultboy:

Am I missing...an eyebrow?!



Something I'm sure I will be saying a lot when I screw up with explodey things.

Mao Zedong: "To read too many books is harmful."
Mao Zedong : Every Communist must grasp the truth, "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."

Joseph Stalin : "Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem. "
Joseph Stalin : "Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed."
Joseph Stalin : "Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas. "

It's easier to identify Evil people and get quotes from them :wink_smile:

For when there is one, lone enemy left for me to deal with: "And you drew the short straw, cause your head is going up my ass."
-Hancock

Upon entering Vegas: "Viva Las Vegas!". And, singing the accompanying song right afterwards.
-Elvis

After inevitably hitting on some risqué lady on the strip: I'd do me.
-Myself. Funny story about this one.

And various other inside jokes and quotes me and my friends say. Most are pretty bad, as they spawned from playing 500 or going to the mall with lots of people.. :tops:

If my primary objective wasn't to protect you, I'd kill you. - John Casey

Don't puke on the C-4. - John Casey

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. - John McClane

I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die. - John McClane

Oh man, I can't [censored] believe this. Another basemant, another elevator. How can the same [censored] happen to the same guy twice? - John McClane

I didn't mean to pick 2 characters with the name John, they just happened to be the 2 that popped into my head when thinking about actiony one liners lol

"Give that dike a sandwich, Ralph." - Kevin Smith.

"Looks like it's time for a little pre-meditated self-defense." - A common saying

"Settle down, or I'll staple yer earlobes to the bed!" - Annoyed Wastelands Doc

"Sure you've lost a lot of blood, but with all the pieces yer missing, you shouldn't need as much." - Wastelands Doc

"Quit yer whinin'! You've got another leg." - Wasteland Doc

"Hand me my hammer, I need to anesthetize the patient before I make the first incision." - Wastelands Doc

"A tooth for a tooth; An eye for an eye; You get what you give; Now die, Die, DIE!!!" - Upset after being attacked by raiders several times in a row....

"Oh you take the low road, and I'll take the high road, and I'll rain death down all over ya." - sung to a merry Scottish tune

"We might have believed it was an accidental shooting...if you hadn't changed magazines...TWICE!" - obviously inadequate defense

Upon meeting a female ghoul -
"Honey, you got real ugly" - Ash (Army of darkness)

When picking up any decent weapon/armour
"ho ho ho, best Christmas bonus I ever got!"

After killing anyone evil -
"welcome to the afterlife"