"The dialogue was so poorly written like it was developed for a 3rd grade play adapted for stage by a deaf budgey" - Yahtzee.
:blink: That's not the voice actors' fault, they say what their employer tells them to say.
Those actors would cost HUGE $$ I'm surprised you didn't throw Jeff Goldblum in that list. Well skilled/ trained voice actors can make excellent voices for the game.
Edit: ... let's see. How about ... .... ... Gary Coleman?