Challlenge: Make an Orc female character attractive

Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:35 pm

Ummm...because humans are attracted to humans? Besides, all the races except the Khajiit and Argonians do look like humans...just not particularly attractive humans.


That's the point. Why do they have to be barbie humans? They aren't human! II'm basically just saying I hope Bethesda keeps making the races more unique to each other really. I think they did a good job with Skyrim.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:23 pm

lol
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:28 pm

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder :)

I think http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc389/eisoj5/TESV2011-11-2710-38-36-91.jpg is pretty decent-looking, though. Not un-Orcishly ethereal or anything, but good-looking in her own way.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:02 am

That's the point. Why do they have to be barbie humans? They aren't human! II'm basically just saying I hope Bethesda keeps making the races more unique to each other really. I think they did a good job with Skyrim.


I agree with this right here. We humans can consider something beautiful or pretty without necessarily finding it sixually attractive. You can quite normally say a certain breed of dog or species of flower is gorgeous, but that doesn't mean you want to have carnal relations with it.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder :)

I think my girl is pretty decent-looking, though. Not un-Orcishly ethereal or anything, but good-looking in her own way.


So far, I'd say this character is ahead of the rest.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:15 am

That's the point. Why do they have to be barbie humans? They aren't human! II'm basically just saying I hope Bethesda keeps making the races more unique to each other really. I think they did a good job with Skyrim.


They don't have to be "Barbie" humans, but if you want intermarriage to be at all plausible, they're essentially going to have to be extremely human. A unique skin tone, some slight change to the shape of the ears, perhaps a somewhat different shape to the bridge of the nose, a different eye color...all these things are within the bounds of possibility. But if you make elves, for example, look too different then it just isn't believable that any human would consider them an attractive mate, nor that any elf would consider a human an attractive mate.

Look at it this way. Humans in the real world have widely ranging skin tones, several different colors of eye and hair color, and differing hair textures. But in things like how far apart the eyes are, and certain key ratios in the face, humanity of all races tends not to vary too much. No seventeen year old Breton boy is gonna bother trying to get in the pants of a seventeen year old Bosmer girl if her face looks like something you see in a funhouse mirror.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:37 am

They don't have to be "Barbie" humans, but if you want intermarriage to be at all plausible, they're essentially going to have to be extremely human. A unique skin tone, some slight change to the shape of the ears, perhaps a somewhat different shape to the bridge of the nose, a different eye color...all these things are within the bounds of possibility. But if you make elves, for example, look too different then it just isn't believable that any human would consider them an attractive mate, nor that any elf would consider a human an attractive mate.

Look at it this way. Humans in the real world have widely ranging skin tones, several different colors of eye and hair color, and differing hair textures. But in things like how far apart the eyes are, and certain key ratios in the face, humanity of all races tends not to vary too much. No seventeen year old Breton boy is gonna bother trying to get in the pants of a seventeen year old Bosmer girl if her face looks like something you see in a funhouse mirror.


And why does intermarriage have to be a factor? Many people see different things as a attractive. I didn't want to say it but furrys, lol. But besides that.....this isn't earth. They aren't human. I NEVER want the races to look "hardly different" because you believe intermarriage wouldn't be possible. That's silly.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:47 pm

They don't have to be "Barbie" humans, but if you want intermarriage to be at all plausible, they're essentially going to have to be extremely human. A unique skin tone, some slight change to the shape of the ears, perhaps a somewhat different shape to the bridge of the nose, a different eye color...all these things are within the bounds of possibility. But if you make elves, for example, look too different then it just isn't believable that any human would consider them an attractive mate, nor that any elf would consider a human an attractive mate.

Look at it this way. Humans in the real world have widely ranging skin tones, several different colors of eye and hair color, and differing hair textures. But in things like how far apart the eyes are, and certain key ratios in the face, humanity of all races tends not to vary too much. No seventeen year old Breton boy is gonna bother trying to get in the pants of a seventeen year old Bosmer girl if her face looks like something you see in a funhouse mirror.


From what I've read about, humans are willing to get freaky with just about anything from livestock to park benches. Finding a fantasy race attractive is certainly not pushing very far on the 'weird things to bone' scale in comparison to things people even in real life do.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:21 am

They don't have to be "Barbie" humans, but if you want intermarriage to be at all plausible, they're essentially going to have to be extremely human. A unique skin tone, some slight change to the shape of the ears, perhaps a somewhat different shape to the bridge of the nose, a different eye color...all these things are within the bounds of possibility. But if you make elves, for example, look too different then it just isn't believable that any human would consider them an attractive mate, nor that any elf would consider a human an attractive mate.

Look at it this way. Humans in the real world have widely ranging skin tones, several different colors of eye and hair color, and differing hair textures. But in things like how far apart the eyes are, and certain key ratios in the face, humanity of all races tends not to vary too much. No seventeen year old Breton boy is gonna bother trying to get in the pants of a seventeen year old Bosmer girl if her face looks like something you see in a funhouse mirror.

Lore on inter species relations disagrees.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:33 am

I think if I ever married a female Orc she would make me feel less and less a man every single day. I could see myself cooking muffins in a week.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:14 am

I never liked the Orcs of Elder Scrolls, Orcs are supposed to be UGLY REAL UGLY, Mean, Brutish and carnivorous Monsters with no pitty... but i guess Orcs in Elder Scrolls had to be the complete opposite of that... still dont like them though.


Orcs in TES are just funny colored elves. So being somewhat attractive is fine.


Also make an Orc female attractive?.......2 of the presets are sixy.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:00 pm

And people who get busy with farm animals are psychologically ill. We're talking about normal people here, not the mentally deranged.

Like I said, you could have elves and orcs and dwarves and whatnot have varying skin tones, minor differences to the nose, changes in eye and hair color, etc., and still have them and humans consider each other potential mates. Start screwing with the basic proprtions of the face and no, it just ain't gonna happen. Think about how important minor things can be when it comes to what you consider attractive in another person's face.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:25 pm

I think if I ever married a female Orc she would make me feel less and less a man every single day. I could see myself cooking muffins in a week.

Especially when your kid comes out looking a whole lot more like an Orc than you.


And people who get busy with farm animals are psychologically ill. We're talking about normal people here, not the mentally deranged.

Like I said, you could have elves and orcs and dwarves and whatnot have varying skin tones, minor differences to the nose, changes in eye and hair color, etc., and still have them and humans consider each other potential mates. Start screwing with the basic proprtions of the face and no, it just ain't gonna happen. Think about how important minor things can be when it comes to what you consider attractive in another person's face.

They already have been together in the past. The looks didnt matter then (A certain Imperial and Orc from Oblivion), why would they now? Your an expert on alien attractiveness though right?
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:00 pm

Especially when your kid comes out looking a whole lot more like an Orc than you.


Or when your daughter knocks you clear out just from shaking a rattle a little too carelessly.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:56 am

And people who get busy with farm animals are psychologically ill. We're talking about normal people here, not the mentally deranged.

Like I said, you could have elves and orcs and dwarves and whatnot have varying skin tones, minor differences to the nose, changes in eye and hair color, etc., and still have them and humans consider each other potential mates. Start screwing with the basic proprtions of the face and no, it just ain't gonna happen. Think about how important minor things can be when it comes to what you consider attractive in another person's face.


And you know the psychology of EScitizens how? I think you forget that the human feature isn't the pinnacle anymore. For all you know the Altmeric features could be dominate, etc. But besides that, this world works differently. Attractiveness could work differently.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:51 am

Lore on inter species relations disagrees.


What? You mean the in-game stuff?

They already have been together in the past. The looks didnt matter then (A certain Imperial and Orc from Oblivion), why would they now? Your an expert on alien attractiveness though right?


I didn't say they hadn't. I've read books in-game that said interbreeding between elves and men was especially common in High Rock waaaaaaay in the past. I'm just saying that for them to have done so believably, they had to have looked pretty similar in the grand scheme of things, or they simply wouldn't have been physically attracted to each other as potential mates. Lots of things look pretty or visually attractive without being at all sixually attractive. The Khajiit and Argonians are attractive - but if you find them sixually attractive then you need to find a good therapist, and fast.

Long story short: Differences like differing ear shape and skin tone and hair consistency and shape of the nose and eye color are commonly exotic and no barrier to attraction - but strong differences in the proportion of the face are simply a great obstacle to sixual attraction.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:42 pm

Try 'n' make a hot argonian.. I dare ya'.


*ahem* Lusty Argonian Maid...


As for the Orcs...I don't think it can be done nor should it.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:04 pm

I'd hit it.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:50 pm

What? You mean the in-game stuff?



I didn't say they hadn't. I've read books in-game that said interbreeding between elves and men was especially common in High Rock waaaaaaay in the past. I'm just saying that for them to have done so believably, they had to have looked pretty similar in the grand scheme of things, or they simply wouldn't have been physically attracted to each other as potential mates. Lots of things look pretty or visually attractive without being at all sixually attractive. The Khajiit and Argonians are attractive - but if you find them sixually attractive then you need to find a good therapist, and fast.

Long story short: Differences like differing ear shape and skin tone and hair consistency and shape of the nose and eye color are commonly exotic and no barrier to attraction - but strong differences in the proportion of the face are simply a great obstacle to sixual attraction.

No, because your using Earth as your example. This isn't Earth. For all you know, its works exactly the opposite. You don't know what is and isn't attractive to any of the races on an alien realm. Who in their right mind would think that? And I'm not talking about where Bretons came from, I'm talking about a particular inter species relationship between an Imperial Vampire and a Orc.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:00 am

lol You wouldn't happen to be English, now would you? ;)

I think that's probably one of those stereotypes based on old news. I think it came about decades ago because the English didn't adopt flouridization of their water systems, while we Americans did. I think I read somewhere though that said the English tend to have fewer cavities than most Europeans or Americans, though.

I dunno.


Actually it came from a fad in England of using Bleach to whiten teeth...which weakened the enamel resulting in ...well...the "Big Book of Brittish Smiles" being a big joke on the Simpsons.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:55 pm

Lol. I think some people are taking this a bit too seriously. I see it as a challenge. Just as if we were all orcs playing a game trying to make an attractive Nord.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:44 pm

I never liked the Orcs of Elder Scrolls, Orcs are supposed to be UGLY REAL UGLY, Mean, Brutish and carnivorous Monsters with no pitty... but i guess Orcs in Elder Scrolls had to be the complete opposite of that... still dont like them though.

they are cursed elves.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:25 pm

And you know the psychology of EScitizens how? I think you forget that the human feature isn't the pinnacle anymore. For all you know the Altmeric features could be dominate, etc. But besides that, this world works differently. Attractiveness could work differently.


What psychology? Humans are attracted to humans, end of story. The very reason that humans are attracted to so-called non-humans like elves is because elves are humans, just humans with exotic features. After all, look at the lore of TES: both Men and Mer are descended from the Ehlnofey, the spirits that could not or did not leave Mundus when Magnus and other Aedra left after realizing Lorkhan had tricked them.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:04 am

Try 'n' make a hot argonian.. I dare ya'.


Argonian beauty, like so much else about them, is quite alien to men and mer. But with a face like this, a girl would have no end of suitors.
http://momaw.kikaimegami.com/thismaybe.jpg
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:05 am

What psychology? Humans are attracted to humans, end of story. The very reason that humans are attracted to so-called non-humans like elves is because elves are humans, just humans with exotic features. After all, look at the lore of TES: both Men and Mer are descended from the Ehlnofey, the spirits that could not or did not leave Mundus when Magnus and other Aedra left after realizing Lorkhan had tricked them.

And all of which are alien, with alien motives and cultures. 400 years ago rubenesque was considered attractive, now those people would be considered fat. And that's just a cultural change. Alien culture, with alien psychology? Sorry, but this isn't Earth, its Nirn. You know as much as anybody else on the subject, which is none. From the example we have to go by, it would suggests that your idea of attractiveness isnt what guides interspecies hook ups on Nirn.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:47 am

No, because your using Earth as your example. This isn't Earth. For all you know, its works exactly the opposite. You don't know what is and isn't attractive to any of the races on an alien realm. Who in their right mind would think that? And I'm not talking about where Bretons came from, I'm talking about a particular inter species relationship between an Imperial Vampire and a Orc.


Are the humans of Nirn humans or not?

Also, the humans and elves aren't different species anyway. They share a common ancestry (the Ehlnofey) and they are interfertile. A Nord and a Dunmer could mate and have fertile offspring, which is the very definition of "species" for sixually reproducing organisms.

Actually it came from a fad in England of using Bleach to whiten teeth...which weakened the enamel resulting in ...well...the "Big Book of Brittish Smiles" being a big joke on the Simpsons.


lol

I remember that.
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