My char is a mean sob tough guy, not a wimp.

Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:44 pm

I slay every beast I come across.
I steal everything I want.
I break into every building I find.
I crush the ....
oh look, a butterfly. Gotta catch it.. gotta catch it.. :facepalm:
Evil quivers at my approach.
I am the dread butterfly catcher!
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Sophie Morrell
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:40 pm

I slay every beast I come across.
I steal everything I want.
I break into every building I find.
I crush the ....
oh look, a butterfly. Gotta catch it.. gotta catch it.. :facepalm:
Evil quivers at my approach.
I am the dread butterfly catcher!


Great job

:D
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Alister Scott
 
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:25 am

Very strange that anyone would see the op as spam. It's a commentary on the dichotomy of trying to play this game. No matter how evil I try to rp, I just can't stop myself from running around trying to catch butterflies.
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El Khatiri
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:20 pm

lol

I am the paranoia that torments you.
I am the stench that surrounds you.
I am the shadow that stalks you.
I can kill you and have you clueless to my presence.
All life fears me.
I am the bunny murderer.
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Samantha Jane Adams
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:15 pm

Well if it makes you feel any better the only reason you're chasing that innocent butterfly is so that you can rip its wings off and grind it up into a watery beverage that you'll then consume. Pretty evil by any standard in my book.

Really, its just extending your character's sociopathic killing-spree to the insect world. Not even the bugs are safe from his merciless wrath heh

Also seeing a vicious, hardened killer gaily chase butterflies around in his free time would make him extremely creepy and doubly terrifying in my book.

For e.g.: A regular smile is charming/disarming. But the smile of a known rapist is scary.
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Joe Alvarado
 
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:13 am

Isn't the last entry on the stats page "Bunnies Destroyed"? So make that, bunny destroyer!
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Roy Harris
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:32 pm

Isn't the last entry on the stats page "Bunnies Destroyed"? So make that, bunny destroyer!

might be slaughtered but slaughterer didnt sound right.
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Katie Louise Ingram
 
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:42 am

Really, its just extending your character's sociopathic killing-spree to the insect world. Not even the bugs are safe from his merciless wrath heh


This. :rofl:
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Shirley BEltran
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:33 pm

My character has
collected many embalming tools
It is somewhat
disconcerting.
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John Moore
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:28 pm

i am but a simple warrior i do what it takes to survive the world eaters hordes and bring peace to skyrim and if that means a stolen horse or sword then so be it.
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