My Khajit is cold because Ice Mages keep shooting Ice Shards into my butt.

Zahn, my Khajiit is a heavy armor wearing dragon slayer who wields war axes in his right hand and devastating destruction spells in the other. My Argonian, Vist has been a student at the College in Winterhold for a while now and is currently experimenting with atronach and bound weapon summoning so he can master the arts of conjuration.

My Nord hates Imperials because they killed his father, and made the rest of his family to scatter away and hide in Solstheim (where they're close relatives of a noble family from there).

My Argonian is upset because his Dunmer friend died in a battle. It must have been fate that the place was The Pride of Tel Vos. Sometimes Argonians and Dunmer can get along.

My first character was a Nord and he chose to help Sven over Faendal in Riverwood, not because of some sort of racial brotherhood, but because Sven agreed to play Ragnar the Red in the tavern and didn't charge for it. My character's father was called Ragnar (all worked out before I got the game) and the song reminded him of his childhood.

My character is retired because of arrow in the knee.

My Argonain is not using scrolls or spellbooks because of his illiteracy.
(If they'd let you pick up books to sell without reading them, I'd ignore other books too. Its safe to assume somebody in the quest would read you the quest related books / notes.)

My Argonian is an agromegalic giant because of the console commands I used.
(Imitating a tabletop game set in Morrowind that I still play. setSize 1.3 (base 1), forceAV mass 2.2 (base 1), movementNoiseMult 1.3 (base 1), magickaRegen 2.3 (base 3), unarmedDamage 13 (base 10), carryWeight 260 (base 200), speedMult 1.3 (base 1).)

My character is the real Ulfric Stormcloak because its easier to get [censored] done when everyone thinks the other guy is me

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My character Clyde was the greatest bandit in valenwood until his partner took an arrow to the knee.

My character is evil because of murder. :hubbahubba: