'No offensive names. This includes anything ethnically defamatory, sixually graphic, hateful, excretory or anything else Zenimax considers offensive. This rule is mostly self-explanatory, but it'd cover names such as "XxxxXxXtrolololXxXxX".'
No name that discriminates Age, Race, Disability, sixual Orientation, National Origin, Pregnancy or Gender.
Well, self-explanatory, no using names like that... So, how about maybe Maiq the Truthful??
No name that defames or impersonates another player, an employee of ZeniMax, or any property of ZeniMax. E.g. no "TES GM", "Tiber Septim" or any name that impersonates another player's account name.
Nope... cannot have anything like that... so maybe I can name my Khajiit something like Garfield or Heathcliff?
No name that contains or refers to copyrighted names. E.g. "Harry Potter", "Drizzt Do'Urden", "Mario", "Link" etc.
Can't do that either! Hmmm... maybe I could name him Puss in Boots!
No name that contains or refers to popular characters. I believe this mostly refers to any previously copyrighted work now in the public domain. E.g. "Dracula".
DRAT!!! Not allowed again! So, how about Hassan-I Sabbah?
No name that contains or refers to modern era serial killers, individuals or groups who have committed crimes against humanity in the past. E.g. google Godwin's law.
REALLY?!? Ok, maybe I can get away with something like Puss'n Booots, or Mah'eeq the Truthful, or something...
No name that is simply inappropriate content (1-6) masked via misspellings, phonetic spellings, homonyms, word combinations, or alternative spellings. E.g. "Hairy Pottar", "Draculo", "Dr'izz't Do Ur Den" etc.
Geez.... guess I will just name him Bob...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103241/
I give up....