Lol, i was think, why can't they implement kids and sixual content i guess. I mean not naked i mean like have a kid of your own and if you decide to not feed it or whatever, then you have to stop at a building every week to pay your child support lmao. It sounds more realistic and funny.

Take a guess at how many dads are gonna skip on paying support? :tongue:

A Skyrim mod for The Sims would work better.

Thats all I saw...... :celebrate: :foodndrink: ....(Birthday time)......

I don't even want kids in real life... Why the hell would I want them in mah skyrim??

I'd just like the satisfactory of not paying support and at night going to my ex-girlfriends house and summoning a skeleton to kill her and the baby. haha no more support. Next please!

Instead of exp, let's pick up little orbs, too! And how about a dog that you get at the start of the game?
More horns and halos!
Seriously, children are new to TES. Let's not overdo it. Plus, they're not really going for "funny".

Agreed-__-

Is there a point to this thread because all I'm seeing is spam. :shakehead:

What crazy drugs are you on? Good god... :flamethrower:

haha..

if you decide not to feed it..

sounds to me like what you are looking for is a rare item from a bygone era....

but its still possible to get them.. : http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/upimg9%5CElectronic-Pet--Tamaguchi--_43379.jpg

Well sure i think some might not like this, but don't you want a little realism? So you think when your born your an automatically an advlt? Lol have fun with that idea.

And yeah i love watching babys die in games because like... i hate them in real life. At least the spoiled ones. I say we make them work in the Kwama mines. lol :celebration:

I thought I knew before but now I've fully come to the realization that we've exhausted every single piece of info and there isn't a single morsel left. We are desperate. We need info. A single screenshot. Something.

Villager: Help! Dragons are attacking our town only you can save us!
Player: Sorry my kid needs to be put in the corner, he's been pretty bad lately. It's a time out for you mister!
*village burns to the ground*

Spam? Check. Child killing? Check. Locked? Check.