New Lessons of Vivec

St.Alessia Apothecary comment: This text had been found in Sarioni's chambers soon after the disappearence of Vehk. We can't imagine, what connection it has with other V's texts and materials, but, surely, we can make a yummy pie out of this new information.

CHIM-VEKHISM
Vekh Ae-Ae

Ayem

When Vekh was young, he had a blameless man reputation among the Chimeri. Next to him lived a beautiful girl, whose parents owned a grocery store. Suddenly her parents found out that she should give a birth to a child. They were furious. The girl refused to name the father of the child, but after much insistence named Vekh. In great anger the parents came to Vekh.
"Is that so?" - That was all he said.
After the baby was born, he was brought to the Vekh. By this time Vekh lost all respect for others: but that did not worry him. He surrounded the child with care and warmth, he took kwama eggs from neighbours and all what he needed for the child
A year later, the girl's mother is still broke down and told her parents the truth: that the child's father was a young man who worked in the rice fields.
Father and mother of a girl once went to Vekh, asked his forgiveness, apologizing to him for a long time and asked to return the child.
Vekh were willing to forgive them. While giving a child, he said only: "Is it true?"

Bedt

Vekh's conversations attracted not only the faithful servants of the Temple, but also people of different sects and ranks. He never quoted the 36 lessons and was not fond of scholastic reasoning. His words came straight from his heart to the hearts of listeners.
His large audience angered the daedric priests as the followers of the sect left him to listen about the Tribunal. Selfish priest of Molag Bal came to the church, intending to compete with Vekh.
"Hey, Vehk of Tribunal!" - he called. - "Wait a minute. Anyone who respects you will obey what you say, but I do not respect you. Can you get me to obey?"
"Come to me, and I'll show you," - said Vehk.
The priest began to make its stately way through the crowd to the teacher.
Vekh smiled. "Be on my left." The priest obeyed. "No, - said Vehk - we will be more convenient to talk, if you'll be on my right. Please go to here." The priest turned to the right with dignity. "You see, - said Vehk - you obey me, and I think you're a person who is thin and soft. Now sit down and listen."

Cess

Twenty male novices and a female novice named Esun Seran praised the ancestors with their mentor in Gnisis. Esun was very pretty, despite the fact that her head was shaved, and her clothes were very modest. Several novices secretly fallen in love with her. One of them wrote her a love letter, insistently demanding a meeting in private.

Esun did not answer. The next day the teacher conducted sessions with the group, and when they were finished, Esun arose. Referring to the one who wrote to her, she said: "If you really love me, come and hold me."

Doht


There were a woman in Suran who had over 20 years helped a monk. She built him a small hut and fed him while he praised all ancestors. Finally, she wanted to know, how much it has moved during that time. To determine this, she enlisted the help of a very sensual girl.

"Come and give him a hug - the woman said - and then suddenly ask him: What now?"

The girl invited the monk to her place and without much ado asked him how he intends to do.

"Old tibrol grows on a cold rock, when Frost Falls - the monk replied poetically. - There's not a drop of heat."

The girl came back and gave the woman the words of monk.
"Only think that I have nursed this man 20 years! - The old woman cried in anger. - He reacted to ignore your wishes, did not express an understanding of your condition. No one forced him to answer your passion, but he was to show compassion! "

She immediately went to the hut of the monk and burned it.

Ekem


When Vekh was young, he lived a very simple life in a small hut at the foot of the mountain. One night a thief got into the cabin and discovered that there is nothing to steal. When Vekh returned, he found thief at home.

"You have come a long way to visit me - he said to a stroller - and you should not go back empty-handed. Please take my clothes as a gift." The thief was taken aback. He took the clothes and quietly left.

Vekh sat naked, watching Masser and Secunda.
"Poor guy - he said thoughtfully. - I would so like to give him this beautiful moons."

Yay for Vehk lore!

So Vehk is a Zen Master?

Now you've got a point.

Zen? M'eyap wants to know what this PELIN-ALike HUM-man is talking about? Maybe he wanted to say Z'en? Or Zenithar? No, they are HUM-men' gods. They do not have any similarities with Vehk. Read the Lessons again, HUM-man.

Right what I've said. He've got a point. Impossi-point, of course.

M'eyap thinks you are right, Brother. Also M'eyap thinks that more bookie-talkie is needed for this subject. You have started good discussion for the Apothecary. Maybe we could find more Lessons in our archives.

Feedback. Since this needs it. Just a heads up: alternate accounts really add very little to your credibility if your text can't stand on its own.

Please take these as friendly suggestions to help you improve your work, not as insults or negativity.

Vekh => Vehk (Maybe this one was apurpose; I can't tell.)
Sarioni's => Saryoni's
We can't imagine, what connection => No need for a comma.
make a yummy pie => Really? Blitz this.
St.Alessia Apothecary => Space between St. and Alessia is necessary. And why the hell an apothecary? Don't just throw [censored] in there at random. There has to be a purpose to it.
other V's texts and materials => Should be 'V's other'.
a blameless man reputation => Does not work. 'The reputation of a blameless man', or 'a blameless man's reputation'.
owned a grocery store. => My gut reaction is: No. Just no. However, I could see the juxtaposition of reality and weirdness in this bit working, but only with more elaboration put into the idea.
Suddenly her parents found => Suddenly almost works, but not quite. Rephrase it.
"Is that so?" - That was all he said. => Does not work as-is. Could be made to work if the dialogue were separated from the prose by a line break, but I think it would be better to just phrase it thus: "Is that so?" was all he said.
After the baby was born, he was brought to the Vekh => You don't need a comma.
By this time Vekh lost all respect for others => had lost all respect for others.
what he needed for the child => 'what' should be 'that'. Probably.
girl's mother is still broke down => Clumsy and confusing. Should be 'the child's mother broke down and told her....'
Father and mother of a girl once went to Vekh => Ill phrased. "The father and mother of the girl went at once to Vehk...'
Vekh were willing to forgive them. While giving a child, => 'Vehk was willing to forgive them. While returning the child, '
Selfish priest of Molag Bal came to the church, => A selfish priest of...
"Hey, Vehk of Tribunal!" - he called. - "Wait a minute. => Period after 'called' should be a comma.
The priest began to make its stately way through the crowd to the teacher. => his stately way, not 'its'.
Twenty male novices and a female novice => Repetitive. "Twenty-one novices, twenty male and one female, "
Several novices secretly fallen in love with her. => had secretly fallen in love with her.
There were a woman in Suran who had over 20 years helped a monk. => 'Were' should be 'was'. And 'who had for over twenty years...'
Finally, she wanted to know, how much it has moved during that time. => I have no idea what this sentence means.
him how he intends to do. => what he intends to do.
that there is nothing to steal. => 'is' should be 'was'.
him this beautiful moons." => 'this' should be 'these'.

As for the actual content: there are a few tiny, miniscule hints of something interesting going on here, but mostly this is random nonsense. In a bad way that is not in the character of the nonsense of the Real Stuff. And I say that in the spirit of no-punches-pulled critique, not cruelty. Perhaps you had some metaphysical [censored] in mind, and I'm just not getting it through the considerable technical barriers at work here.

My recommendations:
(1) If, in the future, you intend to share your writings, it would be best if you found some native speaker of english to proofread it first.
(2) Use line breaks between paragraphs and separate headings out by bolding or increasing the text size.
(3) Don't try to write Sermons.

I don't know who you 'Brother this-that-and-the-other' people are, but you really need to step up your game.

Is an Argonian monk to be capable of speaking in flawless English? It is comprehensible, if grammatically imperfect.

I'm also really not sure Vehk is in character here.

M'eyap shall assure you that Brother Ayi-Thor is a comprehensive scholar of Tamrielic. But Dreamsleeve sometimes could do unbelievable things with clear speech.


These texts were discovered during the turmoils of celebration of April-the-First and delayed because of irregularities in Dreamsleeve's work. We do not know nothing about their credibility yet. Be patient and do some research or homework.

I fear that I'm somehow personally responsible for this.

You are. The pitchfork wielding mob shall be at your house around 8ish, if that's good for you?

Why?

Because I am We are I?

While I respect OP and his friends (or potentially alternate accounts of the nord monk and the khajiit) and like the -spirit- of his monkey-truths, I would strongly encourage more proofreading, perhaps by a second party who is a native english speaker. I'm gathering english is not OP's first language - while this is perfectly normal and understandable that non-native speakers may have grammar and spelling issues, it belittles his attempts when it is so obvious in his texts.

By which metric is it determined what goes here and what goes in the extant Fan Fiction forum?

Level of conceit.

I laugh, because I know this to be true.