You make your way to the metro station, you enter through a dark metal gate, as you walk inside you hear...

"I WANT BIG CLUB LIKE BEHEMOTH" said a super mutant.
"Ha HA HA YOU TO WEAK" replied the other super mutant.
What do you do..

You sneak into the room adjacent to the one inhabited with the two mutants, and lean against the wall. The floor is covered in blood, and the faint smell of entrails drifts through the room.

"Yuck..." You mutter, holding your nose.

You reach into your pocket and pull out your .45, loading it with a few rounds. The mutants are quiet, and you can't tell what they're doing... What do you do?

Give the mutants hot pants as an offering of friendship.

Ok seriously no that does not count

After the Mutants refuse the hot pants and start to pull out their weapons, you raise your 45., shoot one of them in the head, blow of another one's arm and then smash it's head repeatedly with his own club.

After you've finished killing the two Mutants, you hear a snarl to your right...

What do you do?

You cautiously walk around the mutants, ready to fire at one in between the eyes, leaving the other alive. As you do this, the mutants..

This is stupid.


NO ONE refuses hot pants. >:(

Off topic: You want me to yell at you on xbox live?

On topic:

Mr. Boom! Edit your post please! Me went first.

You spin to your right and see a horde of vicious ghouls staring you down. You stop completely, not making any sudden movements. The alpha-male of the group approaches you slowly, and begins sniffing you. They could attack at any second, so you don't have much a choice. You thrust your palm into the decrepit nose of the curious ghoul, sending him into a wall, and you begin to run.

You fire a few blind shots behind you, and continue sprinting. You can tell that they're gaining on you, hearing their vicious snarls from behind. You see a gaping hole further down the metro, and you're approaching it quickly. Theres no turning back, the ghouls are right on your tail. You notice that the metro tracks pick up again after the hole, but your not sure if you can clear the gap.

What do you?

You clear the gap, then...

You run and go through the gap, barely crossing without missing or falling. While getting back up, you see the feral ghouls trying to cross the gap, but fail in the process. You are equipped with a hunting rifle with 10 .32 bullets. In the distance, there is a Nuka-Cola vending machine, still working. To the left of you, there is a door that says "OFFICE". And to the right of you is a man named "DENNIS" with a beard. You don't trust "DENNIS".

What do you do???

((EDIT: Gah, too slow... -_-))

Well, having read through this it's way to spammy. Nuke dropped, this is over.