I guess he would take a bunch of Rangers and go to Texas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZDoNbD6i8E

Lol i watched that episode a while back

Chuck Norris like John Wayne are a couple of hacks. If you have ever seen an early Chuck Norris film i am talking the Golan Globus days it is appaerent. Selling Abdominizers with conviction assisted by some saggy crotched bimbo who looks like if she has any more surgeries she would be in a constant state of suprise is still beyond the skills and capabilities of Chuck. John Wayne is dead, Chuck may soon follow, (it would go a long way to restoring my faith in the divine) and the world will be a better place. One down and one to go.

Asai

While I don't wish anyone dead (no one I can think of at 3am as I study for an exam in 6 hours, anyways), I'll definitely agree with you that John Wayne was one of the biggest phonies ever to walk this earth. :thumbsup:

I find it difficult to reconcile myself but for example Strom Thruman and Ronald Regan are dead, and the world is a better place for it. There just happens to be people who's continued existence will bring so much sorrow that a shove from the mortal coil can be a blessing as in the case of RR or ST. I keep hoping Rush Limbaugh will OD but as a fat ass it will take alot of pain killers, anyone want to go in on a gift basket of Oxycontin for ole Rush. I will kick it off with a 20 who is next?

Asai

Whatever you say, Raskolnikov...

He would make legate [censored] he's pants. He would nipble twist the ledgendary deathclaw. He would show get stung by the ledgendary cazador and it would only scrath for a couple of days. He would teach Benny that mere bullet's can't stop him. He would make House relize that the platinum chip is garbage when saw the power of the norris. He would teach tabitha not to be funny. He would help that ranger in novac with his drug problem :cryvaultboy:

I thought Craig Boone was an alias for Chuck Norris?

Well...This was before he was hit so hard with the nerf bat he no longer does anything useful.

Here was I thinking I'd never have to see the name Chuck Norris again.

First he would burn mr.House :flamethrower: . Then sleep with every prosttute in nv exept the gay one.

Blasphemy sir!! How can you say such terrible things about that.

LOL hes level 9999999999999999999 and when he destroys vertabirds he has the option to eat them.Has the ability to mister sandman liberty prime.

I met Chuck Norris once. Nice guy. He's a NRA icon.

Nothing because Chuck Norris is [censored] stupid.

He'd get his ass kicked by Jack Bauer

Heh heh heh...

Ummm in your dreams maybe. But here NO!! Get your facts straight mister.

1.press~
2.click on chuck norris
3.type disable
4.????
5.SUPER EPIC MEAL TIME FREDDIEW TOBUSCUS ALCHESTBRACH PROFIT!!!

^This makes no sense.

Bit like the rest of the topic. You don't need this Chuck Norris has been - you have Rohugh Bear.