if chuck norris was in F:NV....- : Fallout: New Vegas

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:02 am

what would be the outcome?

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:33 pm

NCR would win. Chuck Norris is a staunch Republican.

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:01 pm

what would be the outcome?

1. He would look at the legion and they would [censored] thereselves and run away
2. He would punch oliver in his face with his fist thats inside of his beard.
3. He would look at Kimball and say stop the corruption and it would be stopped.
4. He would make the mojave back to what it use to be and New vegas

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:03 am

what would be the outcome?

It would be sort of like Liberty Prime going after the Enclave in "Take It Back!", except Chuck Norris isn't 40 feet tall.....because he doesn't need to be.

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:14 am

1. He would look at the legion and they would [censored] thereselves and run away
2. He would punch oliver in his face with his fist thats inside of his beard.
3. He would look at Kimball and say stop the corruption and it would be stopped.
4. He would make the mojave back to what it use to be and New vegas

@ #2 why just make him suffer? just roundhouse kick him and put him out of his misery

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:05 pm

@ #2 why just make him suffer? just roundhouse kick him and put him out of his misery

You dont understand how powerful chuck norris's fist beard really is do you?

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:09 am

We would all be his [censored]! He's also the only one who could make Oliver Swarnick sad, and the only one who can kill Yes Man or Victor.

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:43 pm

Snipe him with my Anti-material rifle. He would drop dead, and the Mojave would make a bronze statue of me. The NCR would sing their anthem in front of that statue and would even put my name in it. The Legion would do the same, and everybody would bow down to me.

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:20 pm

You dont understand how powerful chuck norris's fist beard really is do you?

hmmmm your right....we need to save the roundhouse kick for ceaser's ass

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:53 pm

Snipe him with my Anti-material rifle. He would drop dead, and the Mojave would make a bronze statue of me. The NCR would sing their anthem in front of that statue and would even put my name in it. The Legion would do the same, and everybody would bow down to me.

He can't die he was 11 on each S.P.E.A.C.I.A.L class.

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:13 pm

Snipe him with my Anti-material rifle. He would drop dead, and the Mojave would make a bronze statue of me. The NCR would sing their anthem in front of that statue and would even put my name in it. The Legion would do the same, and everybody would bow down to me.

Mexcan candy. I use to look up to you. But now i just dont know.

@gilly yes Ceaser gets the worst....muahahhaha.

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:58 am

Snipe him with my Anti-material rifle. He would drop dead, and the Mojave would make a bronze statue of me. The NCR would sing their anthem in front of that statue and would even put my name in it. The Legion would do the same, and everybody would bow down to me.

YOU SIR ARE A TERROIST....jk but a anti-material rifle woundent kill him... you need a anti-chuck norris rifle

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:39 am

Snipe him with my Anti-material rifle. He would drop dead, and the Mojave would make a bronze statue of me. The NCR would sing their anthem in front of that statue and would even put my name in it. The Legion would do the same, and everybody would bow down to me.

He'd just catch the bullet with his teeth and spit it back at you.....killing you dead.

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:32 pm

YOU SIR ARE A TERROIST....jk but a anti-material rifle woundent kill him... you need a anti-chuck norris rifle

Yes and only chuck norris owns that gun and its inside his beard. So just dare to get it...

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:29 am

Interesting. I really don't find these "Chuck Norris" jokes funny, so I thought I'd end the whole thing by killing him. But he's invincible, I guess.

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:44 pm

Interesting. I really don't find these "Chuck Norris" jokes funny, so I thought I'd end the whole thing by killing him. But he's invincible, I guess.

no need for hating :/

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:32 am

Yes and only chuck norris owns that gun and its inside his beard. So just dare to get it...

WRONG! he cant have it cuz the rifle has a unique radation that cant let him use it + it is in bruce lee's grave

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:25 pm

no need for hating :/

Yes really mexican candy. Why dont you say that stuff to CHUCK NORRIS'S FACE MMM.

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:37 am

dident chuck norris had a tv show?

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:24 pm

no need for hating :/

Guess so, so I'll join in on the fun, for Ace. He'll round house kick an NCR Trooper in the face and the rest of the NCR would feel his kick and topple on top of each other.

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:17 am

dident chuck norris had a tv show?

Yes i cant believe you dont remember this. How dare you!!

It was called Walker Texas Ranger.

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:12 am

Interesting. I really don't find these "Chuck Norris" jokes funny, so I thought I'd end the whole thing by killing him. But he's invincible, I guess.

I get what your saying I usually hate Chuck Norris jokes. Either cause their not funny or most of the people who tell them have never even seen Chuck Norris or know who he is.

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:21 am

Yes i cant believe you dont remember this. How dare you!!

It was called Walker Texas Ranger.

i dident remember it cuz i remember hearing the ratings weren't that good and got cancelled ( i liked it tho )

» Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:59 am

[/b] Either cause their not funny or most of the people who tell them have never even seen Chuck Norris or know who he is.[/b]

For one to make chuck norris jokes, one must know who Chuck norris is.

» Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:41 pm

He can't die he was 11 on each S.P.E.A.C.I.A.L class.

Lanius has to have like 20 or 30 in Endurance so I'd say he could put up a fair fight against him.
Other than that Norris can do whatever he wants to really.