Falkreath
evening, after the wedding
Rebec found it hard not to think about where Baldur and Boldir were, more importantly what they were doing, but there were too many war preparations to dwell on it. As she was talking to the bowyer who was almost done with her crossbow repairs, she found herself suddenly surrounded by Ra Gada warriors.
"We're here to kidnap the bride," one of the men said sternly. The others with him were just as stone-faced and imposing, such that the bowyer asked Rebec worriedly if he should call some other guards.
Rebec waved off the man's concern, knowing that her niece was behind this. To the redguard she replied, "Very well I'll just be a mo-" Before she could finish her sentence, one of the largest of the Hammerfell warriors had picked her up and slung her over his shoulder, and was carting her off towards the redguard camp.
There, a large bonfire had been made and other redguard were already gathered, passing around whatever food and drink they'd been able to scrounge. They all cheered when they saw Rebec being carried in like a sack of potatoes. The men took her to a large tent and dropped her down on a pallet, where Suri and some of the other female soldiers from Hammerfell waited with silks and gems in hand.
***
Baldur already trying mentally block out the fate of the elf. While he did not feel bad for the elf, he still wished that he did not sink down to the mer's level. But that was in the past, or so he wanted to believe. After a few minutes of forget, his hand would start shaking again to remind him.
I may have taken more damage than I thought. Hopefully it will stop one day.
Baldur gripped his axe once again to stop the shaking. As the pair walked back into the town, Baldur asked, "Boldir, do you still have your flute?"
"Sorry, I left it at Neugrad."
That flute was one of very few items that held sentimental value to Boldir, and even though he knew it wasn't his fault, he'd kicked himself inwardly for losing it more than a few times.
By now some band it's probably claimed it for himself. The thought sickened him.
Baldur tapped Boldir on the back, as he was obviously distraught over the flute.
"That simply won't do! I'm sure one of the Redguards can trade for one. Come on, lets hurry to that party!"
"Sounds good."
Boldir hurried to keep pace with his friend.
Baldur and Boldir ran as fast as they could to make it to the festivities before they missed too much. Baldur could see the Redguard camp area ahead and heard some laughter. Baldur looked around and didn't see Rebec, however, and was a little annoyed. He wondered if she was mad about the duel afterall.
I hope she didn't decide not to come.
"Hey, soldier."
Baldur spun the man around and was surprised to see Jodun.
"Jodun? Hey, you came for the party? I thought you had to stay disciplined or something. Boldir told me."
Jodun seemed to have been drinking, which was very bizarre for Baldur to see from what he knew about him. The alcohol's effect only seemed to make him more normal. At least by nord standards.
"Hey, Baldur! Why didn't you tell me about the wedding, you pile of dragon scat! Yea, I came to loosen up a bit. Don't tell my men though."
Baldur smiled, but was still visibly confused.
"Wouldn't dream of it. Where's Rebec?"
Jodun pointed in the direction of the tent with the women, but it was shut closed. All Baldur could hear was girls giggling in the tent.
"Um...Boldir? What do...you uh...think they're doing in there?"
As if in answer to Baldur's question, there were screams and peals of laughter from the tent and the canvas bulged as though someone was thrown against the side from within.
Boldir chuckled at the commotion. "I don't know. And I'm wondering if it's safe to try and find out."
"Let's find out, Iron-Brow."
Baldur tip toed his way to the tent entrance, and could still hear lots of giggling and laughter. Baldur turned around to Boldir and whispered.
"Ok, Iron-Brow. This is either the best day of my life, or the most disappointing. Which do you bet it is? I have fifty septims on best."
Boldir wasn't much one for socializing. And he wasn't for invading privacy either, although he was a tad curious.
"You're really going in there?"
"...Hmm. I don't know. I wasn't planning on jumping in of course, unless of course she asked...Would I? I mean if she asked...but she could be drunk...but if she's not...but I could feel guilty afterwards even though she's there..but...and then...damn it! Fine, Boldir, you peek in and tell me what you see. Okay?"
"What?! No way am I-"
Just then the flap of the women's tent opened and a gaggle of redguard emerged, bodily dragging Rebec with them. She was dressed in Hammerfell silks: Sand-colored loose pants, a scrap of bright yellow on top that left her midriff and a good bit of her cleavage bare, cloth slippers, and a loose cowl with a jeweled headpiece. Her warpaint had been replaced by kohl liner around her eyes, henna tracings on her face and hands, and red color on her lips.
The crowd around the fire erupted in whistles and cheers, and there were calls for the bridal dance. More women joined the others and it was apparent this was meant to be a female-only dance. Jostled along as the dancers start up, Rebec suddenly spotted Baldur and Boldir nearby and yelled "Get me out of-" but was pulled into the circle around the fire before she could finish her distress call.
Boldir looked over at Baldur, who he could see looked just as surprised.
"Should... uh... Should we help her?"
Baldur was entranced, and didn't hear what Boldir said. He never saw Rebec in anything but military clothes and had no idea she could look so...different.
Amazing.
Jodun popped up behind him which made him jump.
"Wowy, who is that? I don't think I've seen her before..."
Baldur elbowed him in the gut.
"Hey! She's mine."
Jodun replied confusedly.
"Aren't you married with Rebec?"
"You idiot, that IS Rebec! How drunk are you?" said Baldur.
"Whaaat? That's Rebec?"
"Hey, what the hell is that supposed to mean?" asked Baldur.
"Nothing, it's just...if you asked me to picture Rebec in our bride garbs...I'd draw a blank."
Baldur still looking at Rebec laughed out at the coincidence.
There had been sand liquor flowing in the women's tent already, and someone handed Rebec a flask of it as she passed by, so by the time she made a second circuit around the bonfire her attempts to follow the dance steps were beginning to resemble human movement rather than horker.
She was even laughing as she came around to her husband and his companions again. She pointed at Baldur. "Hey Jodun, if I have to get dressed up then so does he. And take Boldir with you, too, if you've got one of these turban things big enough for his head."
Baldur looked to Boldir and said, "I don't know about you, but I am NOT wearing those. No offense Jodun. It wouldn't suit me."
"Nor me." Boldir agreed. He grabbed a flask of the liquor from someone passing by. He took a swig. *phhttt* Boldir spat it back out.
"What is this? Horker piss?! Where's the mead?"
Jodun had a mischievous look on his face, and saw a perfect opportunity to get some laughs. He ran into a nearby tent, and came back with some nord mead and two tankards.
"Here you go! Nord mead."
He gave them both tankards and began to pour. Then he stood back his the bottles in hand and waited for them to lift their tankards back and drink.
Come on you two...drink!
Jodun twirled the bottles in his had as if they were a pair of daggers.
Baldur took the tankard from Jodun without hesitation.
"Thank's Jodun! A toast, Boldir?"
Suri came up to the men. "Uncle!" she shouted happily at Baldur. She'd been into the drink already, too. "You made it. Why are you drinking that disgusting drink?"
"Oh, hey niece!"
Baldur stood up and walked off with the mead to speak with his new family member. Jodun was a little put off, but he still had Boldir.
You're mine, big man.
As Baldur headed off with Suri, Boldir took a large swig of his mead.
"That's more like it." He turned to Jodun. "So how about tha-"
He stopped as he saw the odd, almost mischievous way that Jodun was looking at him.
"Er... Jodun, why are you looking at me like that?"
"What? Oh, nothing. Here take another swig, and I'll get you some more mead." said Jodun.
Boldir took another drink.
He's being odd.
"That's okay Jodun. The one is enough for now. I don't want to ge- I'm trying to keep the drinking low for now."
Jodun had enough. "Oh for the love of Shinji!" Jodun took the bottles he was twirling and smacked both sides of Boldir's thick skull with them, cracking them both instantly and breaking them apart. Boldir didn't fall unconscious however, so Jodun had to take his tankard and smack him once more. After the thick headed nord finally toppled over, Jodun let out a loud whistle, and a group of female redguards came and took him back to the tent that Rebec was in. After Boldir was gone, Jodun whistled innocently and walked away to get more drink.
"So what do you think?" Suri asked, gesturing at Rebec. "It took some bumps and bruises to get her into those clothes. You know, I think you both should come to Hammerfell after we've beaten the Thalmor. It never stops raining in this Skyrim."
The women had stopped their circle dance and broken off into small groups. To the sound of small hand drums and flute, they were doing a slower, more sensual dance. Rebec had gotten enough drink in her to lose her inhibition. She already knew the dances, in fact.
While Baldur watched his wife participating in the strange Redguard dances, he answered Suri defensively.
"Hey, not all of Skyrim is like Falkreath. Most of it's snow, which I am not as fond of as you'd think. But it has it's nice spots. Anyway, if we get a break after this war, then yes. I'll insist that I get some time off from Ulfric. He and Galmar can supervise the rebuilding efforts. That is...assuming we get past this situation of course."
"Don't worry, Uncle. You've got the best Thalmor fighters in Tamriel here. I've been making mana drain and paralyze poisons for the archers. It's great fun. I'm curious to see them in action. Come on, you look hungry." Suri pulled on Baldur's arm and led him toward a stool near the fire, then went to get him some food. Other redguard gathered around him, slapping him on the back and congratulating him.
Suri returned and gave him a piece of bread, then held out a small bowl of a smooth red sauce. "Here, dip your bread in this, Uncle. It's a special food from Hammerfell, very delicious." The redguard were all grinning, watching Baldur intently.
Baldur's eyes widened at the mention of food, especially exotic food. He was once again starving, and wasted no time dipping the bread in the strange red paste. Baldur's mouth began to salivate in anticipation in great volumes before he took a bite.
"Ha, I'm loving you already, Suri! Keep bringing me food, and we'll get along great. *Nom* Mmm, this stuff is really good. You know...mmm, this reminds me of my moms..."
Baldur started chewing slower and slower when the spicy food started to kick in. Baldur's face turned bright red, and his brow started to grow moist.
"MMMM! There's something wrong with this paste! *cough cough* Hot! I need mead!"
"It's like your mother's, really?" Suri asked Baldur, watching the steam come from the Nord's ears and barely able to contain her laughter. The others around her had less self control. "Well then, have some more, Uncle. Eat, eat."
"Now you know why they call her Snake-Blade," one of the more compassionate redguard said, handing Baldur a bottle of mead.
Baldur downed the entire bottle in one tilt. The burning sensation wasn't fully gone, but it was better. Baldur was not as tickled as the rest. In his eyes if there was one thing you don't do, it's trick a man when it comes to food. Baldur gave a pout at the still laughing Suri.
"Hilarious. Well, since my niece decided to feed me lava, I guess I can't sing anymore."
There were howls of disapproval, Suri among them. "Here, have some more mead, that always makes Nords feel better." She pushed another bottle of cure-all on him.
Rebec's voice could be heard, and as she approached there were echoes of "Tu'kathwa" from the redguard, and more laughter. The admiral plopped down on a stool next to her husband, saying, "Very funny, you sand rats. What are you doing to my husband? He'll be running back to the Thalmor for quarter." Soon Suri came around with more plates, this time with hunks of roasted meat and vegetables.
Baldur hated admitting it, but the mead did indeed make him feel better. Lucky for Suri, Baldur may have been up to some Bard tales afterall.
"Your niece here was just treating me to some delicious lava. Fresh from Dagon's Deadlands. I'm loving this new get up of yours by the way. You wearing that all night?"
"Don't get used to it," Rebec answered, grinning. She grabbed up a chunk of meat from a passing plate and started eating with her fingers. "Where's Boldir? You didn't let the women get at him, did you? They are Dagon's devils and no mistake."
Baldur turned around to point at his location.
"No, he's back over...no...no way..."
Baldur looked over, and sure enough the very same tent was shacking and filled with giggles, but the giggles this time were much much louder and suggesting.
"Oh Talos, it sounds like they're really enjoying themselves. I'm surprised they got him in there."
Jodun stepped up to the couple and waved around a broken bottle.
"Actually...They had a little help."
Baldur noticed the label on the bottle was the same one Jodun poured for him.
"You bastard, you were gonna knock us both out!"
"Easy there, Baldur. It would have failed anyway. It took me both bottles and a tankard to knock him out."
Baldur started thinking about what they did to Rebec.
"They're not gonna dress him up like Rebec, are they?"
Rebec started laughing, first small hoots and then louder. "Oh, this should be good."
"Uggghhh...."
Boldir could feel his head throbbing, and not just in one spot, but two. He could hear giggling coming from all sides. All female from the sound of it.
What happened?
He was almost scared to open his eyes. Finally, he forced himself to, causing an eruption of giggles and laughter. Boldir looked around. He appeared to be in a tent, and there must've been a half dozen Redguard women surrounding him, all laughing for some reason.
"Ugh" He sat up. "What's-what's so funny?"
The intensity of the laughter must've doubled when he spoke. Confused, Boldir turned and saw a pile of armor pieces at the edge of the tent. His armor. Boldir looked down at his own body.
"Shor's bones!"
Boldir tried to compose himself, something that was easier said than done when you're a Nord man sitting in a room full of giggling Redguard women who are wearing outfits to match your own. Or moreover, you're wearing one to match their own. The laughter further increased as Boldir reached up to remove the rediculously small top and felt his own hair. His hand jerked back. He was sure it wasn't his hair he'd felt. One of the Redguard women turned a mirror his way so he could see his reflection.
You've got to be kidding me.
I think it's adorable.
Shut up Rebec.
Boldir's hair, which normally losely hung down over his shoulders, was tied into Redguard-styled dreadlocks, which hung down over his shoulders instead. The fact that his hair was nowhere near as thick as a Redguard's only further added to the rediculousness of this look.
"Kyne preserve me."
The redguard women flock around Boldir, pvssyring in Yokudan, possibly bartering for him.
"Come on, large one," one of them said, pulling on the Nord's arm to lead him outside. "Come dance for us."
Boldir pulled back. Refusing to budge.
"Sorry, but there's not enough mead in the world to get me out there wearing this."
The Ra Gada then tried greater persuasion, gathering around him and plying him, though still with cooing voices. "You're so handsome now," one told him. "Our clothing suits you." Another started to laugh at that and got a slap from the first.
Boldir had never felt so awkward in his life.
"Your clothing suits someone about half my size."
Unsure how to respond to their advances, Boldir elected to just remain seated. The only thing he knew for sure was that he wasn't willingly going to leave this tent. He'd never hear the end of it from the troops. And he didn't want to give Jodun the satisfaction.
Desert warriors were nothing if not resourceful. As Boldir refused to budge, one of them slipped out. A few minutes later there is rustling at the sides of the tent, and then- there is no tent. The front wall of the tent is thrown back, and then another side and another until Boldir and the redguard women are all out in the open.
"Gods and harlets," Rebec said, standing from her chair. She licked the meat juice from her fingers and pointed to where Boldir sat among a gaggle of adoring redguard. "Baldur. I think you'd better go rescue him. The tattooing will be next. They're just arguing over who gets to put her mark on him."
Baldur stood up and looked in Boldir's direction, but Baldur wasn't really there. He was staring right at him...but his disbelief made him blank out for a while. Seeing Boldir sitting in that outfit. Baldur realised he was there when he accidentally dropped his mead. Then, the uncontrollable fits of what only a mad man would call just laughter. A sane man crying with a combination of extreme cackling from a sabre cat. Baldur bent forward from the pain in his gut from the uncontrollable laughing, and he silently cursed Sheogorath for temporarily infecting him with his influence.
"Huyuhyuhyhyuhyuhhyuh! *coughcough* huyhuyhuyhuuyhuyuhhaha!"
Rebec was in much the same condition as her husband, but a little shot of empathy from having been a victim herself brought her around. Approaching Boldir, she said, "It's a good look for you. Maybe between the two of us we can go out on the walls and seduce the Thalmor to go home."
Boldir looked from Baldur to Rebec. His face had never been so red, from both embarrassment and anger. He couldn't even make out what Rebec was saying as it was being drowned out by the sound of laughter from all around. His one and only consolation was that there weren't many Nords at the party. Unsure what else he could do, Boldir simply sat there and stared back at the laughing crowd, a confused mix of anger and embarrassment on his face. He spread out his arms.
"Yeah yeah, laugh it up you bastards."
After giving everyone a good minute to laugh, he struggled to take off the rediculous top. He couldn't imagine how those women had gotten it on him, as he ended up just ripping off before finding a way to actually remove it, much to the onlookers' amusemant.
Aw, you looked pretty.
Boldir's frown intensified. Not only because it was Carlotta's amused voice that he'd heard, but because he knew that even his own subconscience mind was making fun of him.
So you're back now? What changed Carlotta?
Your clothes.
Funny.
Of course I'm back. I'm in your head, remember? Where am I gonna go?
I guess that makes sense...About as much as hearing you in the first place at least.
The women around Boldir were speaking lots of gibberish in Yokundan, or whatever that Redguard tongue was called. He couldn't make out their words, but some sounded downright heated, as if in argument. He turned to Rebec, who was doing a very poor job of stifling her own amusemant.
The perceived voice of Carlotta was still one of utter amusemant.
You should do something about them.
"Uhh Rebec... What are they talking about?"
"They're about to go to weapons over who gets to take you home to Hammerfell after all this is done. Don't worry, my lady, I'll protect you." Rebec doubled over then, unable to hold back.
After pulling herself together, she found a blanket to throw over his shoulders, and took one for herself. "Come on, Blofar, come sit with us by the fire. You'll feel better with a flute in your hands. They owe you one of their best after this." She said something sharp in Yokudan to the women, who groaned in disappointment, then wandered off laughing.
Boldir wasn't quite as amused as everyone else seemed to be. Although he knew deep down that it must've been a pretty funny sight. He looked down at himself again and sighed. Even without the top, he still looked beyond rediculous with the braided hair, baggy pants, and whatever this big thing on his head was.
"Fine." He grumbled.
As Rebec and Boldir made their way back, Baldur was still crying from the laughter, as was Jodun who was next to him.
"Boldir, I..huhuh-I, eherm..I..wait a minute, hahaha!"
Baldur turned around to Jodun's direction to laugh and get it out of his system.
"Okay...okay. I'm done. I was going to sing a few songs. Would you like to give us some music to go along?"
Boldir briefly smiled and nodded at Jodun to show that he was forgiven. He mouthed the words "well played".
You're not really letting it go so easily are you?
Nope. But I'll save it for later.
He turned back to Baldur, who was waiting for an answer.
"I need a flute."
Jodun pulled a flute out of his pouch attached to his belt and tossed it to him.
"Here, you can have that one. It belonged to my brother. He used to play a bit himself. It's a bit fancier than you average flute with the gold trim on it and the topaz, but it's a flute all the same.This is the second time I've so freely given away my brother's things. Ever since I lost him to Thalmor, that one thought was all I could think about. I give this to you because you and Baldur can understand that better than most. And because his things cause me too much pain. Play it well, Boldir. Heh, you earned it"
Jodun's disposition began to go back to normal he noticed, so he grabbed another tankard of the Redguard's Hammerfell drink, and drowned himself in his cups once more.
Boldir examined the flute. A bit fancier was an understatement. This flute was a thing of beauty. It was adorned with magnificent golden trims and some kind of Yokundan inlays. The red-orange topaz stones along the sides must've been worth a small fortune to most. It made Boldir's old flute look like a twig.
Alright, so maybe I should forgive him.
Boldir looked at Jodun. Unsure if he could even accept such a gift. But at the mention of it causing Jodun pain, Boldir decided it was best if he did.
"Thank you, Jodun. I will."
He put the flute to his mouth and began to play. It was a fairly upbeat tune, one that he would change to suit Baldur when he joined in with his song.
Baldur smiled as he thought of a subject to sing about. Baldur stood up and stood in front of the fire so the light would focus on him in all the darkness for dramatic effect as he pantomimed during his song.
"Gather 'round, everyone, gather 'round. Can I get some drummers? Good, good. I shall tell you a tale that proves that my lineage was born to kill invaders of our land. This is about the tale of the Nord's return to Skyrim after the elves had taken it from them. This is a tale, about the Snow Prince!"
Baldur signaled with his hands to Boldir to play a bit slower. Once he was satisfied that the tune matched what he was going for, he began.
To understand just who I am, you must go back in time,
To a land in an age oh so long ago, an Island called Solstheim,
With axes and shields and hammers and swords,
They went to battle these elves and these nords,
To punish the elves for heinous and ancient crimes,
The nords had long fought back the elves to these shores,
Led by the prestigious Lord Ysgramor,
Off to the island the nords set their courses,
To finish the rest of the enemy forces,
In the finest steel, they were ready to fight,
But an elf like no other rode in in all white,
This magical warrior was a bane of man,
“The Snow Prince is here! Doom is at hand!”
The air was so cold, but his magic was colder,
He was more like a Wight, and less like a soldier,
In front of this mer, few Nords could stand,
“The Snow Prince is here! Doom is at hand!”
When the Snow Prince rode in, the elves would rejoice,
They shouted and cheered all them with one voice,
Why this was so, they could not understand,
“The Snow Prince is here! Doom is at hand!”
The battle commenced, he slayed many with spear,
And magics so cold, his weapons caused fear,
An easy win was once the nord’s plan,
But “The Snow Prince is here! Doom is at hand!”
The victory seemed to fall on the elves,
But he killed the mother of a girl that was twelve,
His doom came from youth, not woman or man,
“The Snow Prince has fallen! Doom is at hand!”
At his back she threw, her weapon would soar,
Her grief gave her strength, the power of Shor,
The Prince’s blood poured, like water or sand,
“The Snow Prince has fallen! Doom is at hand!”
The child had then proved to be born warrior,
This girl’s name was Finna, daughter of Jofrior,
They saw the Prince fall, the elves had all ran,
The Snow Prince has fallen! Doom is at hand!”
The battle was over, finished by a throw,
The Nords laid to rest this worthy elf foe,
But remember this fact once all of you go,
The girls name was Finna. Her last name….Red-Snow!
That's the end of my tale, and now you all see,
Just how I related this story to me,
No matter if it be on land or the sea,
We Red-Snows will fight until Tamriel's free!
Baldur looked to Rebec while he sang that last line, hoping she'd appreciate being included in his boast.
The Nord general had the redguard eating out of his hand before the second stanza. They wouldn't normally have cheered a Nord story, but defeating an elf force was on all their minds, and even before it ended they were cheering and clapping.
Rebec had kept her eyes glued to Baldur the entire time. As the song finished, Suri called out, "Uncle, is that really true?" Rebec, still shocked that it might actually be, decided to run with it. She answered for him, "You bet your ass it is! I didn't marry no milk drinker."
She then caught Baldur's hand and held it the rest of the night, even when the redguard women came around and asked if he would come to their fire to sing some more. Especially then.