Come Up With the Worst Story for Fallout 4

Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:35 am


At that point the Great War would happen in real life.
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Matt Bigelow
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:39 am

War, war never changes...But men do, through the games they developed and release date they promised.

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michael danso
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:16 pm

You come out of a vault, go to the nearest settlement, fix their water pipes and acquire a water-purifying robot. Then you're told to fix a huge water purifier (which can never work) because there isn't enough water in the wasteland.

There, I took the bait.

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Kat Lehmann
 
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Post » Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:57 pm

The sirens sound as the bombs begin thier deadly decent, the PC and his wife with baby shaun in hand, make thier way to the vault, they make it after a desperate scramble amongst the choas but just as they begin to enter a nuculear bomb drops right ontop of them making every molacule of thier body explode at the speed of light.....the end
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Adam Porter
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 8:19 am

The sirens sound as the bombs begin thier deadly decent, the PC and his wife with baby shaun in hand, make thier way to the vault, they make it after a desperate scramble amongst the choas but just as they begin to enter a nuculear bomb drops right ontop of them making every molacule of thier body explode at the speed of light, the game fades to black and credits rolls
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 4:00 am

Very cryptic. Which is I always enjoy reading your posts! :D

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Spencey!
 
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Post » Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:15 pm

Fallout 4 becomes Saints Row. Complete with:
? Toilet humor.

? Random Disney-esque musicals sung by Garvey, Howard, Nora, and the leaders of each faction.

? Upgrades that make you an unstoppable badass. In fact, a wee bit TOO unstoppable.

? 1970s/1980s pop music.

? Choices that lead you nowhere and has no effect on the world.

? Shaun is the main, MAIN villain and dies in one hit.

? Everything's retconned so the aliens started the Great War, not the humans.

? Howard, Courier, and Lone Wanderer team up to fight Shaun, the leader of the new alien faction and the invading alien horde.
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Dylan Markese
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 2:41 am

You have an amazing multifaceted adventure in the wastes, choosing which factions to help or hinder, and then wake up in bed next to your spouse- it was all a dream.
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Jessica White
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:01 am

PC stumbles on a yellow wobot. PC notices that wobots are in war. Directed by, whathisface with tons of explosions and stuff.

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Lew.p
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 8:18 am

Re-hashing story elements from the first two games. Again.

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Joie Perez
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:54 am

I'm thinking you meet railroad synths who look like your family but your actual family is in the institute.
At the end of the game you're in a missle launch site and have three choices: nuke the railroad, nuke the institute, nuke yourself or (with a high enough repair skill/perk) disable the nuke.

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Nina Mccormick
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:38 am

So long as those interactions are fully DYNAMIC. We really need a Todd Howard emote.

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Jessie
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:58 am

The Sole Survivor finds that the Enclave has kidnapped the spouse and kid, and they would need to enlist the help of the Brotherhood of Steel to fight the Enclave (again). Here's what they need to do:

-Find the Geck in Vault 97.

-Become kidnapped by Col Winter.

-Destroy the Enclave's base, and by the end, the player dies in the explosion with no prior warning. To continue, the player would need Broken Steel 2's DLC which would come out in 3 months' time.

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Evaa
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:01 pm

We only get to play what has been show at e3 because there is no story and no more content.

End credits roll and it says:

Bethesda have become whiners like the old black isle trolls. Thus we are doing a van buren. There is no real game to sell but thanks for the cash.
Bethesda has decided to kill the fallout series.


THE END FOREVER
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:51 pm

You are in the military in pre-war Boston. As the bombs start to drop you run for the vault with your significant other and child. A bomb goes off just as you get to the entrance. You awaken 200 ish years later alone, somehow having survived a nuclear bomb in the face (plot armour FTW), retrace your steps to your old house and find your old robobutler ... Oh wait someone has done this one already :|

Also anything involving Threedog giving quests or just being alive and in the Boston area.

Edit: For clarification this post is most definitely tongue in cheek ;) Apart from the Threedog part, I most definitely mean the Threedog part lol.
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:26 am

Sole Survivor wants to play Fallout Shelter so much but his Pipboy is run on iOS, he heard about the legend of Fallout Shelter Android which developed by The Institute thus he start his searching in Boston. However when he reach The Institute base, BoS was there and confiscate all data of Fallout Shelter Android. Sole Survivor has no choice but fight them!

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Veronica Martinez
 
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Post » Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:16 pm

Any of these:

https://youtu.be/EFLuIn6lj5g

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James Hate
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 2:36 am

this fallout 4 is a hoax to raise money to make they actual game because bethesda decided they dont want to put no more money in it. our the railroad being considered the good guys

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Setal Vara
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:51 pm

Bethesda has been trolling us, you actually play as the dog

i hate dogs

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Anthony Santillan
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:21 am

11.11.2015 a happy invidual is prepared to play the most anticipated game of the year.

After hoarding nachos and other food and drink. Customer will see big bright text on the screen saying: "thanks for purchasing this product, you will be able to play this in year 2277 or so. We hope you are happy about the purchase and keep supporting our Company in the future".

THE END.

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Matt Bee
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:34 am

The Sole Survivor awakens to find the Boston wasteland filled with unique and thrilling encounters. Quieter moments occur as nuanced political intrigue develops throughout various settlements. The institute seeks to control and profit from various factions as a struggle over resources is waged. The story shows signs of a complicated narrative as the Institute brings technology and safer working conditions to many settlements. At the same time rogue androids and human sympathizers begin to question "what constitutes life?" The player when entering Diamond city discovers a scene where dozens of protesters march on the town hall (whose governing body intends to scrap an android that refused to execute political prisoners as a conscientious objector.)

This is replaced at the hour and a half mark by the main plot. Hordes of feral ghouls sweep across the wasteland. Their bite turns others into feral ghouls in a matter of minutes. At the same time enclave remnants from a second super secret oil rig invade Boston by sea. Leading the new Enclave is Robo-Hitler and Zombie Colonel Autumm. Autumm is out for revenge against the Brotherhood of Steel and this time...it's personal.

Delight as you are able to choose between two factions, the nameless horde of feral ghouls or the nameless horde of faceless Enclave soldiers. Choosing the ghoul path has you discover that Love is the scientific ingredient needed to reverse ghoulification. As an Enclave soldier you will kill indiscriminately and maintain order by re-nuking the world.

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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:29 am

Todd Howard would be great in a thread like this :tongue:

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It's October 23rd 2077, with the threat of nuclear war looming, you gather your family and quickly flee to Vault 111.Sirens are blaring, the crowds are tempestuous and the specter of nuclear war is reverberating from every radio and T.V in your view... suddenly the miasma of despair lifts and people burst into celebration "it was a false alarm, we're safe!". Only for it to dawn on the player, that there will be no post-apocalyptic adventure, because in Pre-War Boston nobody ever enters and nobody ever leaves!

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Beth Belcher
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:34 am

Bethesda already did.


*Mic drop*

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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 9:41 am


Don't play arkham knight, it will only bring you pain.
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Ice Fire
 
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Post » Sat Nov 28, 2015 7:14 am

I got that game for free and I still regret it.

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