So, I was just sitting here. And then my contact suddenly just shifted into the side of my eye and I can't get it out. Now, I've had this happen before, but only partially, so that it was halfway there and it completely went off my iris but it's literally on the SIDE of my eye ball, behind the skin.
What do I do? And don't say "go to the doctor", I would hardly consider this a medical emergency, I just don't really know how to get it out after 30 minutes of trying.

Maybe a hospital visit...

Rub tge skin torwards the center of ur eye and see if that works.

Go to the doctor, if a peice of plastic stuck in your eye isn't a medical emergancy, than what is?

Sorry, Betrayer - if it doesn't shift back, call a doctor. Maybe try putting drops or saline solution in, to see if it will shift over so you can get it.

The only advice you are going to get here will probably involve phrases like "Pluck out your eye" or "Kill it with fire".