A conversation amongst NPC's. : IV - Oblivion

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:31 pm

Flyyyin'... flyyin' in the skyyyy.... cliff racer flys so high.... flyinnn'

Have you heard the fall of Dagon yet?

Take heart the mighty hero cried! He looked up at Dagon and cursed his foul name!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:13 am

Have you heard the fall of Dagon yet?

Take heart the mighty hero cried! He looked up at Dagon and cursed his foul name!

...so they say...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:54 am

I turn you bones into ashes, now back off !

Talk tough to me. I like tough guys.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:40 am

Talk tough to me. I like tough guys.

Jump on my sword while you can !

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:53 pm

Jump on my sword while you can !

Run away!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:58 am

You N'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:39 pm

Run away!

Blood! I need your blood!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:38 pm

Have you heard the fall of Dagon yet?

Take heart the mighty hero cried! He looked up at Dagon and cursed his foul name!

"He turned up dead... I guess someone finally got tired of his crazy behavior."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:00 am

"He turned up dead... I guess someone finally got tired of his crazy behavior."

Guards! There's a psychopath on the loose!

D3

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:08 pm

Guards! There's a psychopath on the loose!

D3

Ah, you must be the Arcane University's newest addition... this humble battlemage bids you welcome...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:47 am

Ah, you must be the Arcane University's newest addition... this humble battlemage bids you welcome...

Hope you rot, criminal scum!

D3

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:39 pm

"You'll make a fine pair of boots, Argonian scum!"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:10 pm

"You'll make a fine pair of boots, Argonian scum!"

Another mortal dares to summon me, and already I am bored. But enough about me. Let's talk about you.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:21 am

Another mortal dares to summon me, and already I am bored. But enough about me. Let's talk about you.

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

D3

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:18 pm

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

D3

Talking to yourself again m'lord? IS that really wise?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:44 am

"I do not wish to fight on horseback. It is a good way to ruin a perfectly good horse... which is, to say, a perfectly good dinner."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:03 pm

A wonderful creation. Truly.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:18 am

"I do not wish to fight on horseback. It is a good way to ruin a perfectly good horse... which is, to say, a perfectly good dinner."

"Add some onion and... wait. I almost walked into that one. No, of course not. That would be wrong. You shouldn't eat horses."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:14 am

"Add some onion and... wait. I almost walked into that one. No, of course not. That would be wrong. You shouldn't eat horses."

Alas, poor Orc. This was not your finest hour.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:33 am

"Add some onion and... wait. I almost walked into that one. No, of course not. That would be wrong. You shouldn't eat horses."

Powdered Rat [censored].

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:41 am

Powdered Rat [censored].

The Guards found out and ran his sorry but out of town

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:19 am

"Hey, I don't like to tell stories, but Telaendril and me... you know. Don't believe me? I've got her undergarments to prove it! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:13 pm

"Hey, I don't like to tell stories, but Telaendril and me... you know. Don't believe me? I've got her undergarments to prove it! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"You've got some nimble fingers. What have you been getting into?"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:46 pm

"You've got some nimble fingers. What have you been getting into?"

THE KNIGHTS OF THE NINE HAVE COME FOR YOU, FOUL BEAST!!!!!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:22 pm

I hate the gods. All The Gods. They can all bite my garters