A conversation amongst NPC's. : IV - Oblivion

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:04 pm

I hate the gods. All The Gods. They can all bite my garters

Blessings of Stendarr upon you.

Anytime now.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:56 pm

Just to be perfectly clear, we’re not prosttutes. We do everything on our own terms, and the men never, ever lay one hand on us.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:03 am

Just to be perfectly clear, we’re not prosttutes. We do everything on our own terms, and the men never, ever lay one hand on us.

"Do me a favour? Don't say anything to the other guards about it. Okay, thanks."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:47 pm

"I have heard other said the same"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:52 pm

"I have heard other said the same"

What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:23 am

What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?

"I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night! . . . Wait let me do that one again . . . I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:43 am

"I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night! . . . Wait let me do that one again . . . I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!"

Eh?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:55 am

"I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night! . . . Wait let me do that one again . . . I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!"

"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion!"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:44 am

"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion!"

You remind me of my homeland - during the Blight!"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:54 am

You remind me of my homeland - during the Blight!"

"Blessings of Akatosh upon you"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:47 am

"Blessings of Akatosh upon you"

"You, too."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:08 pm

I'm so happy to see you I could just burst!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:20 am

I'm so happy to see you I could just burst!

"What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:08 am

I'm not saying Colovians are dumb, just hard-headed.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:15 am

I'm not saying Colovians are dumb, just hard-headed.

This one time I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester! So I said to her."No, I am a messenger of death. You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won't be seeing age six!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:04 am

This one time I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester! So I said to her."No, I am a messenger of death. You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won't be seeing age six!

An Orc in a party dress! I love it! :lol:

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:20 pm

Wonderful, time for a celebration... cheese for everyone!- Lord Sheogorath

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:26 pm

Dogs are an orc's best friend. Good protection, good companions, good eats. The Bruiants have dogs. Lots of 'em.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:06 am

Dogs are an orc's best friend. Good protection, good companions, good eats. The Bruiants have dogs. Lots of 'em.

You're no fun! I bet you don't like dogs!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:44 am

You're no fun! I bet you don't like dogs!

You remind me of a witch I once knew. I hate witches.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:23 am

You remind me of a witch I once knew. I hate witches.

Well, ain't you the high-tom [censored]?

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:28 pm

"Have you heard any news from the other provinces?"

Nothing I'd like to talk about....Hey, have you heard any news from the other provinces?

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:21 pm

Nothing I'd like to talk about....Hey, have you heard any news from the other provinces?

A syndicate of wizards have led a boycott of imperial goods in the lands of the Altmer.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:28 am

A syndicate of wizards have led a boycott of imperial goods in the lands of the Altmer.

It seems daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in summerset Isle.

*snort*

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:50 am

It seems daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in summerset Isle.

*snort*

I've heard others say the same.