A conversation amongst NPC's. : IV - Oblivion

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:29 am

I hear the high elves train them.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:05 pm

Have you noticed a change in the well water recently? It tastes strange to me.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:46 am

We lost the damned city, that’s what happened! It was too much, too fast. We were overwhelmed. Couldn’t even get everyone out. There are still people trapped in there. Some made it into the Chapel, but others were just run down in the streets. The Count and his men are still holed up in the castle. And now we can’t even get back into the city to help them, with that damned Oblivion Gate blocking the way.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:36 pm

I understand there has been an Imperial boycott in the land of the Altmer.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:58 pm

You got some Skooma, yeah? Right Buddy? Pal? To Share? ...Come on, pass the skooma already!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:57 am

Daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isles.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:16 am

Daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isles.

Get out of my way or I'll have you slapped in irons.
Get out of my way or I'll have you slapped in irons.
Get out of my way or I'll have you slapped in irons.
Get out of my way or I'll have you slapped in irons.
Get out of my way or I'll have you slapped in irons.
Get out of my way or I'll have you slapped in irons.
Have you heard? all the priests and priestesses in anvil. Murdered!
Get out of my way or I'll have you slapped in irons.
Ge-

Real conversation.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:40 pm

By the Nine, there's a psychopath on the loose!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:10 pm

Nobody breaks the law on my watch!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:33 am

You are the Gray Fox you are wanted for all kind of crimes, you are wanted Alive or Death ..... I ... I Choose death ...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:31 am

"And there he was. Naked, thinking he was alone."

Isn't Morrowind quote I really love ....

High Elf Male

'I don't use recall that teleportation spell but there I stood Naked !' ...

My favoriet TeS quote ...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:07 pm

You move like a pregnant cow.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:07 pm

By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:33 pm

Then pay with your blood!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:49 pm

By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking.

Is it the first offense?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:39 am

"The news from the other provinces is terrible!

Heard any news from the other provinces?"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:47 am

Is it the first offense?

Let's assume 'no'.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:36 am

I'm a khajit in disguise. Wanna see me lick my butt?

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:50 pm

Let's assume 'no'.

Then it's at least 500 gold.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:54 am

"I was hoping you'd resist arrest."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:30 pm

Hmmph! I'd rather sleep with my horse.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:03 am

[ I HAVE NO GREETING ]

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:36 pm

[ I HAVE NO GREETING ]

Lol!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:13 am

Then it's at least 500 gold.

That's nothing compared to Morrowind. Thanks.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:58 pm

"I don't know anyone in Cyrodiil who drives a harder bargain than Palonirya at Divine Elegance."