A conversation amongst NPCs

Post » Thu May 03, 2012 3:36 am

There was a thread here months ago where we took the role of NPCs, creating a thread full of Oblivion NPC "conversations". Can we do this again, please? I'm getting drained by some of the heavy/serious topics on the front page as of late. Anyways, I'll start.

"Its scent is unfamiliar..."
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Heather Dawson
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 3:24 pm

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a Bosmer!"
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Nichola Haynes
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 3:10 pm

I'm so happy to see you I could burst!
Are you the hunter? Or perhaps you would like to feel what it is to be to be the hunted?
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Joe Bonney
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 5:23 am

I've heard others say the same.
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Rodney C
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 6:48 pm

I saw a mudcrab the other day...
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Sun of Sammy
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 2:19 am

"Ouch! I'm so clumsy..."
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Robert
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 5:07 pm

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

...horrible creatures...
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Louise Lowe
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 5:40 am

I steer clear of them.
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Tamara Primo
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 2:45 am

Safe travels!!!
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ZANEY82
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 10:03 pm

"The shipmaster, Heinrich Oaken-Hull, has a wood elf for a wife. I'd rather sleep with my horse."
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Caroline flitcroft
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 4:04 am

The stable is just outside the gate.
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Kieren Thomson
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 2:03 pm

"Have you ever thought about joining the Fighter's Guild?"

"I've often thought about joining the Fighter's Guild."

"Same to you."
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Jade MacSpade
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 2:28 am

"The prey approaches."
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Rusty Billiot
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 11:12 pm

"Look at the muscles on you...!"
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Add Meeh
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 9:15 pm

you're a sneaky looking sort.
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Cameron Wood
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 6:17 pm

powdered dear [censored]...
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Len swann
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 8:49 pm

They say syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer.
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LADONA
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 11:19 pm

I have no perfect arrows.

Good to know.

Some say Arch Mage Traven is misusing his power.

Rats? Nice work if you've got the stones for it.
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Queen Bitch
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 1:22 pm

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! :swear:
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Bambi
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 7:28 pm

"Strange... with all the lava, you'd think I'd be warm, but all I feel is a bone-chilling cold. Perhaps it's fear..."
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Love iz not
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 3:22 pm

*getting a heavy hit in the face*

-You move like a pregnant cow!
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Tasha Clifford
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 5:36 pm

"You Elves are all the same! All flash and no fury!"
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Destinyscharm
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 3:03 pm

"You humans are all the same! Weak and worthless!"
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Klaire
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 10:15 pm

Take Care.
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An Lor
 
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"No!"
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john palmer
 
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