Corn in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:47 pm

Hey, corn and potatoes taste good together. Lets join forces and be united. Divided we fall--united we stand!

[censored]! Potatoes and Wheat have already formed a pact! WE'RE RUNNING THIS SHOW NOW!

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:31 am

Skyrim will not be entirely covered in snow.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:41 pm

I think we've traspassed the line from normal madness to severe demency when we began talking about undead plants and vegetable necromancy...

And the worst thing is that I believe I begin it :rofl:

P.D: Are vegetarian/vegan people for or against vegetable necromancy? They must have an opinion about it.

Good question. Anyone know the answer?

Yes, dementedness reigns supreme when cornecromancy and other forms of vegetable necromancy become mainstream in Tamriel. But that's what I like to see! :evil:

EDIT: Woot! We've made it to page six!! Corn has such a huge impact, don't you see it?

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:39 pm

I hope corn isn't totally overpowered like it was in Oblivion.

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» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:10 am

Good question. Anyone know the answer?

Yes, dementedness reigns supreme when cornecromancy and other forms of vegetable necromancy become mainstream in Tamriel. But that's what I like to see! :evil:

I think they must be pro. After all, an undead plant is kind of alive again. And thus it CAN be eaten again.

So you get a 2x1. Eat a plant. Reanimate it's copse. Eat it again. A great sale!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:38 pm

This thread makes Sheogorath happy.

I know, that's why I support it (apart from the fact that it spreads the word about the importance of corn in TES community.

[censored]! Potatoes and Wheat have already formed a pact! WE'RE RUNNING THIS SHOW NOW!

Death to traitors! Down with the wheat and potatoes! (For the record, potatoes are one of my favorite foods. I especially like them mashed with sour cream and hot sauce...it's amazing... :liplick: )

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:46 am

I think they must be pro. After all, an undead plant is kind of alive again. And thus it CAN be eaten again.

So you get a 2x1. Eat a plant. Reanimate it's copse. Eat it again. A great sale!

You've just solved world hunger! On behalf of the Nobel committee I hereby present you the Nobel Peace Prize.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:38 pm

You've just solved world hunger! On behalf of the Nobel committee I hereby present you the Nobel Peace Prize.

See, that's why corn is so important, and also why everyone should be in support of Cornecromancy...

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:58 pm

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OK. You want war? You'll have it. Just wait until I rise my http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SRx7gPzmbNI/AAAAAAAABj8/suTvzaq9SeE/s400/Mr+Potato+Zombie.jpg army! We'll see our faces in the battlefield!
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A Corn vs Potato war? Shudder, I'm afraid the corn will get creamed.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:09 pm

As a mage, I want Corn spells added to the usual Shock, Fire and Frost ones. Otherwise I will be severly disappointed.

Seriously though, what the heck is all this supposed to be?

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:55 am

A Corn vs Potato war? Shudder, I'm afraid the corn will get creamed.

I call bad pun!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:01 pm

Death to traitors! Down with the wheat and potatoes! (For the record, potatoes are one of my favorite foods. I especially like them mashed with sour cream and hot sauce...it's amazing... :liplick: )

Nothing beats potato puree made with milk, some butter, an egg yolk and a bit of salt. Simple, yet incredible.

You've just solved world hunger! On behalf of the Nobel committee I hereby present you the Nobel Peace Prize.

Oh, I feel honored! I'm willing to show it to my Master, Yao Lin Corn-Corn!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:49 pm

Hey, corn and potatoes taste good together. Lets join forces and be united. Divided we fall--united we stand!

But just think... What would the union of Corn and Potatoes be called? :rolleyes: It's best they remain enemies.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:44 pm

A Corn vs Potato war? Shudder, I'm afraid the corn will get creamed.

:rofl: Madgod, I love corny jokes!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:08 pm

But what can change the nature of a corn?

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:27 pm

P.D: Are vegetarian/vegan people for or against vegetable necromancy? They must have an opinion about it.

Well, as an avid vegetarian, I can answer your question.

The International Vegetarian and Vegan Union (IVVU) passed a resolution back in 1997 that not only allows vegetable necromancy, but endorses it. As stated earlier in the thread, it gives us the chance of eating them all over again, and again, and again, and again...

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:24 am

Nothing beats potato puree made with milk, some butter, an egg yolk and a bit of salt. Simple, yet incredible.

Good, but seriously, you must try it with sour cream and hot sauce. Nectar of the gods! :bowdown:

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:42 am

Also, here is proof why potatoes are very unintelligent and possible a hazard for our children:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rlmLg0AFo0

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:45 am

But just think... What would the union of Corn and Potatoes be called? It's best they remain enemies.

The Corntatoic Union? And it's members would be called the Corntatoes.

Well, as an avid vegetarian, I can answer your question.

The International Vegetarian and Vegan Union (IVVU) passed a resolution back in 1997 that not only allows vegetable necromancy, but endorses it. As stated earlier in the thread, it gives us the chance of eating them all over again, and again, and again, and again...

I just knew it! Vegetable recycling is JUST the way to go!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:38 pm

Death to traitors! Down with the wheat and potatoes! (For the record, potatoes are one of my favorite foods. I especially like them mashed with sour cream and hot sauce...it's amazing... :liplick: )

I'll take your mashed potato with sour cream and hot sauce and raise you a baked sweet potato with butter and honey.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:03 pm

I think we've traspassed the line from normal madness to severe demency when we began talking about undead plants and vegetable necromancy...

And the worst thing is that I believe I begin it :rofl:

P.D: Are vegetarian/vegan people for or against vegetable necromancy? They must have an opinion about it.

The Vegan representative supports the resurrection of vegetables for mass consumption. As long as rain in the game is actually tears, and the tears taste like butter to go with my corn...

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:24 pm

[censored]! Potatoes and Wheat have already formed a pact! WE'RE RUNNING THIS SHOW NOW!

Corn will crush you.

Corn is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Corn knows where you live... and knows where you die...

Corn puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Corn can kill 100% of whatever the hell it wants.

You've got nothing on corn little boy...

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:46 am

Corn will crush you.

Corn is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Corn knows where you live... and knows where you die...

Corn puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Corn can kill 100% of whatever the hell it wants.

You've got nothing on corn little boy...

Oh my god! It's just dawned on me. Corn. The first and last letters... C.N.

CHUCK NORRIS!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:52 pm

Corn will crush you.

Corn is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Corn knows where you live... and knows where you die...

Corn puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Corn can kill 100% of whatever the hell it wants.

You've got nothing on corn little boy...

Haha omg I laughed so hard

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"Corn puts the laughter in manslaughter.", that's deep man :biggrin:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:25 pm

Corn puts the laughter in manslaughter.

:rofl: