Corn in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:10 pm

Corn will crush you.

Corn is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Corn knows where you live... and knows where you die...

Corn puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Corn can kill 100% of whatever the hell it wants.

You've got nothing on corn little boy...

Corn has infinite corn ammunition, so it's able to perform an endless cornyous spree.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:10 pm

Also, here is proof why potatoes are very unintelligent and possible a hazard for our children:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rlmLg0AFo0

Madgod, it's too disturbing! I can't watch! (ducks down and hides, trembling in fear)

The Corntatoic Union? And it's members would be called the Corntatoes.

I just knew it! Vegetable recycling is JUST the way to go!

It's genius! I vote yea!

I'll take your mashed potato with sour cream and hot sauce and raise you a baked sweet potato with butter and honey.

I will try it, but I prefer things hot and spicy. Feel the burn! Relish the pain! :flamed:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:29 pm

I'm worried that there will be no corn in Skyrim given all the snow and cold and and snow and such.
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If they can't grow it in Skyrim. There'd surely be a demand. I could see Redguard Pirates smuggling corn in and selling it for a buck-an-ear.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:31 pm

Corn will crush you.

Corn is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Corn knows where you live... and knows where you die...

Corn puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Corn can kill 100% of whatever the hell it wants.

You've got nothing on corn little boy...

This just makes me afraid to ally myself with the corn. I liked it when corn was friendly and good for families. Cornfields used to be a place your could bring your children to. What will happen to our children now if we http://www.moviesmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Children-of-the-Corn.jpg?

Count yourself lucky sir that I don't like potatoes and wheat is useless until you grind it into dust.

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:00 am

Oh my god! It's just dawned on me. Corn. The first and last letters... C.N.

CHUCK NORRIS!

Madgod, people! Another revelation! Corn just gets better and better!

Haha omg I laughed so hard

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"Corn puts the laughter in manslaughter.", that's deep man :biggrin:

Me too. I loved the whole list, though.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:38 pm

If they can't grow it in Skyrim. There'd surely be a demand. I could see Redguard Pirates smuggling corn in and selling it for a buck-an-ear.

So Van Gogh would pay half price for corn?.. :biggrin:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:31 pm

This just makes me afraid to ally myself with the corn. I liked it when corn was friendly and good for families. Cornfields used to be a place your could bring your children to. What will happen to our children now if we http://www.moviesmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Children-of-the-Corn.jpg?

Count yourself lucky sir that I don't like potatoes and wheat is useless until you grind it into dust.

Surely there must be a pacifist movement made of corn that suffered too much from this war.

JUST STOP IT! Can't you see those little corn orphans shaking and crying in fear? You ALL should be ashamed.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:41 pm

If they can't grow it in Skyrim. There'd surely be a demand. I could see Redguard Pirates smuggling corn in and selling it for a buck-an-ear.

Another corny joke! I love it! :laugh:

So Van Gogh would pay half price for corn?.. :biggrin:

Well, the reason he cut off his ear was really to buy corn. Everyone thinks he was crazy, but he was really just ahead of his time.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:33 pm

Everyone thinks he was crazy, but he was really just ahead of his time.

Or he was REALLY addicted to corn. Sweet, sweet corn....

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:50 pm

Or he was REALLY addicted to corn. Sweet, sweet corn....

Why wouldn't he, though? :drool:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:56 pm

No corn, no buy!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:35 pm

You should have acted, they're already here.

The Elder Scrolls told of their return.

Their defeat was merely a delay 'til the time after Oblivion opened, when the sons of Corn would spill their own blood. But no one wanted to believe, believe they even existed. And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in potatoes.

But, there's one they fear.

In their tongue, he is Cornakiin -- Cornborn!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:30 pm

Oh my god! It's just dawned on me. Corn. The first and last letters... C.N.

CHUCK NORRIS!

Then may He have mercy on our souls...

hmy:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:46 pm

Or he was REALLY addicted to corn. Sweet, sweet corn....

He originally painted Corn but the Guild of Gardner's adapted it to resemble sunflowers. If you look close enough, it's actually corn.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:45 pm

You should have acted, they're already here.

The Elder Scrolls told of their return.

Their defeat was merely a delay 'til the time after Oblivion opened, when the sons of Corn would spill their own blood. But no one wanted to believe, believe they even existed. And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in potatoes.

But, there's one they fear.

In their tongue, he is Cornakiin -- Cornborn!

:rofl:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:12 pm

Mmm, grilled corn on the cob with butter and seasoned salts...

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:31 pm

You should have acted, they're already here.

The Elder Scrolls told of their return.

Their defeat was merely a delay 'til the time after Oblivion opened, when the sons of Corn would spill their own blood. But no one wanted to believe, believe they even existed. And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in potatoes.

But, there's one they fear.

In their tongue, he is Cornakiin -- Cornborn!

:rofl:

I dunno where you're getting this all from, but it's damn funny :biggrin:!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:45 pm

Then may He have mercy on our souls...

hmy:

Well, it seems corn is not a reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix afterall...

He originally painted Corn but the Guild of Gardner's adapted it to resemble sunflowers. If you look close enough, it's actually corn.

You don't know the REAL reason why it was changed, right? Corn HAS copyright! So he had to cheat the way in order to draw it. That's why it resemble sunflowers.

Who or where has that copyright, it's up to speculation.

P.D: I REALLY want to be a Cornborn!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:38 pm

I want some Khorne flakes

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:53 pm

I want some Khorne flakes

What is heretic corn? http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/180/a/e/khorneflakes_by_maltgrqmax.jpg

Better than the stuff Nurgle puts on toast.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:56 pm

Well, it seems corn is not a reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix afterall...

Well, it could be, if Jimi Hendrix is also Chuck Norris.

You don't know the REAL reason why it was changed, right? Corn HAS copyright! So he had to cheat the way in order to draw it. That's why it resemble sunflowers.

Who or where has that copyright, it's up to speculation.

P.D: I REALLY want to be a Cornborn!

That explains it, then.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:28 pm

Corn CAN be used as a viable weapon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58jkqqgVV08

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:14 pm

Well, it seems corn is not a reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix afterall...

This is such a beautifiul statment when taken out of context, consider it sigged!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:18 pm

:rofl:

I dunno where you're getting this all from, but it's damn funny :biggrin:!

The corn, it speaks to me, helped me become the lyrical wordsmith I am today.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:44 pm

They should make one of the quests like Labyrinth. A maize maze that you get put in by a corn warlock and have to try to find your way out. And then you meet David Bowie camping out and he sings you songs about corn around the campfire. I'd probably just set fire to the corn maze. I wonder if i could pop the corn right on its stalk by using the flame jet version of the fireball spell.

On a side note, I think when I get this game I'm going to play a game show I developed while camping called, "Will it burn?" Travel around the landscape launching random dual-wielded fireballs and see what catches...