Corn in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:55 am

This is such a beautifiul statment when taken out of context, consider it sigged!

Ha, I never thought of that! Good one! :icecream:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:55 pm

Corn CAN be used as a viable weapon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58jkqqgVV08

You don't get it...it's not that the guy attacked with the corn, it's the corn who used the guy as a weapon. The corn just used a milenary martial art called "Cornkwondo", which is a mix of the famous schools or "Cornrate" and "Corn Fu". It specifically used the technique called "Art of the Thousand Suns Glowing In Your Painful Eye".

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:27 pm

You don't get it...it's not that the guy attacked with the corn, it's the corn who used the guy as a weapon. The corn just used a milenary martial art called "Cornkwondo", which is a mix of the famous schools or "Cornrate" and "Corn Fu". It specifically used the technique called "Art of the Thousand Suns Glowing In Your Painful Eye".

Yes, you see, no one can resist the power of the corn, when faced with it's magnificence. Corn could make a saint commit murder.

bliviongate:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:56 pm

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2162650/Corn%20Guild.jpg

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:25 pm

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2162650/Corn%20Guild.jpg

Now all we need is a staff member of Bethesda to make a post and we'll be unstoppable.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:59 pm

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2162650/Corn%20Guild.jpg

Giant corn hats! Now I do realize what I wanted in my entire life, even without knowing what it was until now!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:39 pm

The way corn has developed previously I doubt I'll get Skyrim regardless. From what it looks like, they're going all cornstream, dumbing the game down for all the casual cornies playing the game. Here I had my hopes up they'd go back to their roots and make a really hardcorn game, but alas, guess I'll have to wait and hope that we'll see "The Corn Scrolls: Cornrim the next time around.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:32 pm

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2162650/Corn%20Guild.jpg

Love it. Absolutely love it.

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:40 am

All who wants to join the Corn Guild, you're in luck! Just add what I have to your signature (the second part that is) and consider yourself recruited.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:26 pm

All who wants to join the Corn Guild, you're in luck! Just add what I have to your signature (the second part that is) and consider yourself recruited.

I don't want to join until it's guaranteed I can go up to Cornmaster, or Archcorn rank.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:36 pm

I don't want to join until it's guaranteed I can go up to Cornmaster, or Archcorn rank.

I dunno, I mean, Esbern is the one who started all this...

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:12 am

Corn has it's ways. (at 0:10)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thTh0w5hjkg

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:58 pm

I don't want to join until it's guaranteed I can go up to Cornmaster, or Archcorn rank.

I am Arch Harvester of the Corn Guild. You are my corn minions.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:18 am

I am Arch Harvester of the Corn Guild. You are my corn minions.

I refuse! I'm performing the lich rituals and becoming CORNNIMARCO. Me and my undead minions are going to destroy your pathetic guild! AHAHAHAHHAHA

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:16 am

I am Arch Harvester of the Corn Guild. You are my corn minions.

Speaking about corn titles...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eouz7esJo2o#t=1m41s

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:35 pm

Another corn thread? it's already stated that corn won't be in game in the traditional sense

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» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:59 pm

Another corn thread? it's already stated that corn won't be in game in the traditional sense

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Wow, it seems there are a lot of things that won't be in Skyrim "in the traditional sense". Is that some sort of code?

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:13 pm

I refuse! I'm performing the lich rituals and becoming CORNNIMARCO. Me and my undead minions are going to destroy your pathetic guild! AHAHAHAHHAHA

Shape up dude, we must stay united else the potatoes take hold of our lands.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:59 pm

Shape up dude, we must stay united else the potatoes take hold of our lands.

This is true. And besides, Cornnimarco can help us defeat the potato minions.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:02 pm

Wow, it seems there are a lot of things that won't be in Skyrim "in the traditional sense". Is that some sort of code?

Maybe he was referring to http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2320976.jpg..."corn not in the traditional sense" ^^

Shape up dude, we must stay united else the potatoes take hold of our lands.

NEVER! Corn will be free, in this life, or in the one afterwards!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:45 pm

I'm worried that there will be no corn in Skyrim given all the snow and cold and and snow and such.

Corn was my favorite part of Oblivion. I would spend my days at Shetcombe Farm, harvesting corn from sunup to sundown. I never even finished any of the quests. Corn was my quest. I was the Grand Champion of Corn Arena, Speaker of the Corn Brotherhood, and Arch Harvester of the Corn Guild.

I have corn blood. I'm a high priest corn assassin warlock who will destroy all the droopy-eyed, armless, sad trolls who don't like corn.

If corn isn't included in Skyrim, it's a deal breaker for me.

I want corn for me to harvest. Corn for me to eat. Corn for me to pop. Creamed corn, corn pudding, corn bread, corn nuts, pop corn, corn, corn, corn...

GET A GRIP MAN.

We need to get this person a corn rehab!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:52 am

Wow, it seems there are a lot of things that won't be in Skyrim "in the traditional sense". Is that some sort of code?

You will only be able to eat corn in Skyrim swallowing it in one piece, which isn't much traditional and hadn't much sense either

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» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:27 pm

Shape up dude, we must stay united else the potatoes take hold of our lands.

Well, my family is Irish. I must staff faithful to the Potato faith. Regardless of my corn love.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:53 pm

Maybe he was referring to http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2320976.jpg..."corn not in the traditional sense" ^^

Hmm, I believe you may be onto something...

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:14 am

Well, my family is Irish. I must staff faithful to the Potato faith. Regardless of my corn love.

Oh, come on, I'm spanish. Does that mean I must stay faithful to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_%28fruit%29?