Corn in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:35 pm

NEVER! Corn will be free, in this life, or in the one afterwards!

And how do you see this working when THE POTATOES ARE AT OUR DOORSTEP, [censored] INNOCENT YOUNG CORNETS AND PILLAGING OUR CORN FIELDS?!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:58 pm

Oh, come on, I'm spanish. Does that mean I must stay faithful to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_%28fruit%29?

Potatoes have done so much for my people! :cryvaultboy:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:07 pm

This thread is a bit corny. :biggrin:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:47 pm

Well, my family is Irish. I must staff faithful to the Potato faith. Regardless of my corn love.

Oh, come on, I'm spanish. Does that mean I must stay faithful to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_%28fruit%29?

What is 'Irish' and 'Spanish'? My friends, this is Tamriel!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:41 pm

Well, my family is Irish. I must staff faithful to the Potato faith. Regardless of my corn love.

Potatoes for the Potatoe God! Potatoes for the Potatoe Throne!
We serve Potehrunes Potagon!

EDIT: Destroy the Corneptim lineage!

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:53 am

Do anyone know of a recipe involving corn and potatos?

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:46 pm

Potatoes have done so much for my people! :cryvaultboy:

And olives to mine! How do you believe I fry all my frozen stuff? And what would be of salads without olive oil?? I OWE AN OATH OF LOYALTY to olives.

And how do you see this working when THE POTATOES ARE AT OUR DOORSTEP, [censored] INNOCENT YOUNG CORNETS AND PILLAGING OUR CORN FIELDS?!

I don't care. I'm joining the Olive Army. Plus, we don't need face camo paintings....we're born with them

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:04 am

OMG! They better include corn! Can we make a spear out of the corn? I sure hope so... Or deadly throwing corn. That would be good too - probably there will be corn-crafting stations for that.

And corn spears!
Or are those french fries?

And corn shields!
Wait, fritos?

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:11 pm

This thread is a bit corny. :biggrin:

A bit? I'd say it's EXTREMELY corny. It is, after all, entirely about corn...

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:11 pm

Do anyone know of a recipe involving corn and potatos?

Here you go:

http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,2248,155179-227200,00.html

I'm also thinking that if this wasn't April Fools Day, pretty much all of us would be banned by now.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:48 pm

Do anyone know of a recipe involving corn and potatos?

This is heresy of course, but baked potatoes stuffed with corn?

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:25 pm

And corn spears!
Or are those french fries?

And corn shields!
Wait, fritos?

Ha! He must be a spy for the legion of potatoes--french fries are not made from corn!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:05 pm

Corn is such a stupid crop. It requires so much water and nutrients and care relative to what it ends up producing. =/ There are much more efficient crop types to plant and harvest.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:54 pm

And olives to mine! How do you believe I fry all my frozen stuff? And what would be of salads without olive oil?? I OWE AN OATH OF LOYALTY to olives

I don't care. I'm joining the Olive Army. Plus, we don't need face camo paintings....we're born with them

It was only a matter of time before the Corn Guild suffered a schism. FOR THE GLORY OF THE POTATO!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:54 pm

Here you go:

http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,2248,155179-227200,00.html

I'm also thinking that if this wasn't April Fools Day, pretty much all of us would be banned by now.

You certainly, for mixing potatoes and corn.

That deserves a summarial execution.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:29 pm

I'm also thinking that if this wasn't April Fools Day, pretty much all of us would be banned by now.

I'm sure you are right. Thankfully, even the moderators have a sense of humor!

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:03 am

We could mix corn and potatos and obtain a restore fatigue potion :celebration:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:40 pm

I'm also thinking that if this wasn't April Fools Day, pretty much all of us would be banned by now.

Indeed, a moderator even contributed with a post a few pages back! We should have aprils fools more often IMO!

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:23 am

Can we make a spear out of the corn?

That would be the most legit thing in the world.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:17 pm

This has to be the corniest thread ever. As much as I hate to break up this cornucopia of wit, I'm afraid I have no choice, because these corn husks are making me bleed. Therefor all Children of the Corn must die and they will be crushed under the giant cornball they have created here.

Long live the Broccoli Kingdom and death to all cornstalkers.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:45 pm

This has to be the corniest thread ever. As much as I hate to break up this cornucopia of wit, I'm afraid I have no choice, because these corn husks are making me bleed. Therefor all Children of the Corn must die and they will be crushed under the giant cornball they have created here.

Long live the Broccoli Kingdom and death to all cornstalkers.

Brocoli? Urg, is that even eatable?

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:10 pm

That would be the most legit thing in the world.

This has to be the corniest thread ever. As much as I hate to break up this cornucopia of wit, I'm afraid I have no choice, because these corn husks are making me bleed. Therefor all Children of the Corn must die and they will be crushed under the giant cornball they have created here.

Long live the Broccoli Kingdom and death to all cornstalkers.

Don't know if it's eatable but obviously goes against lore.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:37 pm

This has to be the corniest thread ever. As much as I hate to break up this cornucopia of wit, I'm afraid I have no choice, because these corn husks are making me bleed. Therefor all Children of the Corn must die and they will be crushed under the giant cornball they have created here.

Long live the Broccoli Kingdom and death to all cornstalkers.

Yes, but you see, you have only helped the memory live on with your post.... :hubbahubba:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:09 pm

Hahaha, maybe crafting will involve Corn Crafting

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:30 pm

Corn is such a stupid crop. It requires so much water and nutrients and care relative to what it ends up producing. =/ There are much more efficient crop types to plant and harvest.

Now this is lies.

The thing with corn is that it DOESN'T require much water. It is one of the few crops that is capable of gathering moist from the air. This is why it is such a popular crop in Africa.