What is heretic corn? http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/180/a/e/khorneflakes_by_maltgrqmax.jpg

I don't know, I think perhaps he is onto something. I think it would honor the corn ancestors to have them rise again with the work of Cornecromancy.

Oh please, spare me the Corn Guild's outdated morality. This is a new age, the age of the Corn Zombie!

You too, Syl? Well, if a Corn Wraith haunts you in your nights, then don't blame me...



OK. You want war? You'll have it. Just wait until I rise my http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SRx7gPzmbNI/AAAAAAAABj8/suTvzaq9SeE/s400/Mr+Potato+Zombie.jpg army! We'll see our faces in the battlefield!

P.D: Corn Guild FTW.

Wait, corn zombies are bad, but potato zombies are ok?

Skyrim better have a corn shucking mini-game so I could sit there for hours, in my glorious corn field, shucking corn and eating Kix cereal.

That's some good [censored] man.

Bring it on! I've had worse! :tongue:



*gasp* A corn hypocrite! Shocking.... :shakehead:

Of course! It's all about fighting fire with fire!



....hmmm....corn and potato pie........the battlefield after the war is surely going to be tasty

We'll have to make sure we're there to clean up the mess... :hubbahubba:

If corn isnt a playable race then i vote absolutely not!

Perhaps I should commit some zombie peas to that fight? As well as some zombie sheep?

There will be no corn in Skyrim! Skyrim is too far north so if you want corn you better get greenroom also. See corn growing in Norway or Sweden? How about Alaska? And does it grow in Canada? Well screw Canada, but there grows no corn that far north, period.

Corn will be a huge immersion breaker, I mean gargantuan. I can see myself wandering in Skyrim already: "Is that a pink unicorn riding a mushroom? Well I expected seeing one of those. But wait, what grows there. No, it can't... is it... no I must be hallucinating... no they couldn't... nooooooo-ooooo! It's a green, alive and growing [censored] corn plant!!! How is this... gah... I'm feeling so sick and dirty now. Thats really unnatural and offers so huge exploit that I really can't play this, this, no this doesn't even deserve to be called a game anymore."

Here I draw the line. Corn, you stay out of Skyrim! Can't you see? You have already taken everything from me and now you want Skyrim. There is nothing for me to live for anymore. One last thing was beautiful in my miserable life an now you corn have wrapped your filthy hands all over it. When did it come to this? What did I do to you? Do you get some twisted pleasure from this? Answer me corn. Answer meeeee!

Can't believe anyone hasn't brought this up yet, but...

Corncob pipes? We can has? Else I call serious breaking of the immersions.

Picture for reference:
http://www.google.se/imgres?imgurl=http://www.citycigarcompany.com/site_assets/www.citycigarcompany.com/images/dynamic/Corncob_pipe.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.citycigarcompany.com/Pipes-for-Beginners&usg=__1Ac2YABnSwuHMJP2FDlIX6xEczM=&h=171&w=350&sz=9&hl=sv&start=0&sig2=ncsafWDF7yiSN3JyCPK4Ig&zoom=1&tbnid=oJK65FWMW00VtM:&tbnh=96&tbnw=196&ei=Iy2WTfOnHY_KtAbk5_HMBQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcorncob%2Bpipe%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dsv%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D763%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=327&vpy=288&dur=780&hovh=136&hovw=280&tx=142&ty=49&oei=Iy2WTfOnHY_KtAbk5_HMBQ&page=1&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0

OK, everyone, in this thread we see 89 posts by Nebraskans! Isn't it quite a site? Now, on the the april fools jokes:

Well, I live in Sweden, and there is a huge corn field just outside my cousins house.

Further proof that corn can survive in Scandinavia:
http://translate.google.se/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=sv&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=sv&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vt.se%2Fnyheter%2Fartikel.aspx%3Farticleid%3D4172862&act=url

The http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MMTwIlWlU&feature=related demands TP for his bungholio! Are you threatening him?!

Corn can survive anywhere where it's not occupied by http://soilcrop.tamu.edu/photogallery/wheat+/images/Bynum%20wheat%20field.jpg.

Oh Madgod, what a marvelous idea! Can you imagine? Your character would be in high demand, that's for sure.



Now we're talking! Let us feast!!! :celebration:



You are awesome. :cookie:

HERESY! POWER TO THE POTATOES!

Repent. Nao.

Hey, corn and potatoes taste good together. Lets join forces and be united. Divided we fall--united we stand!

I think we've traspassed the line from normal madness to severe demency when we began talking about undead plants and vegetable necromancy...

And the worst thing is that I believe I begin it :rofl:


P.D: Are vegetarian/vegan people for or against vegetable necromancy? They must have an opinion about it.

This thread makes Sheogorath happy.

Well, yeah. Combine southern Sweden and genetic manipulation and you can get almost any unnatural abominations. Look even that guy in the picture. The corn is holding his family hostage and have forced him to tell the reporter that everything is alright. Poor guy.