Corn in Skyrim : V

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:33 pm

I'm worried that there will be no corn in Skyrim given all the snow and cold and and snow and such.

Corn was my favorite part of Oblivion. I would spend my days at Shetcombe Farm, harvesting corn from sunup to sundown. I never even finished any of the quests. Corn was my quest. I was the Grand Champion of Corn Arena, Speaker of the Corn Brotherhood, and Arch Harvester of the Corn Guild.

I have corn blood. I'm a high priest corn assassin warlock who will destroy all the droopy-eyed, armless, sad trolls who don't like corn.

If corn isn't included in Skyrim, it's a deal breaker for me.

I want corn for me to harvest. Corn for me to eat. Corn for me to pop. Creamed corn, corn pudding, corn bread, corn nuts, pop corn, corn, corn, corn...

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:12 am

If it's too much work for them to get it in Skyrim now I don't mind paying for a Corn DLC.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:00 pm

It appears that you are obsessed with corn. My suggestion: go buy a can of corn and have some for supper....

Also: I like how you found a way to use the word corn so many times in the first post, and that you made the word yellow.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:23 pm

if they dont have corn i aint buyin' -_-

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:43 am

Oblivion's corn wasn't as good as Morrowind's. Hope Skyrim's is better, if they put it in.

Also, I hope we'll be able to ride corn.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:45 pm

Oblivion's corn wasn't as good as Morrowind's. Hope Skyrim's is better, if they put it in.

Also, I hope we'll be able to ride corn.

Hm, that sounds dirty. But then, I could probably make anything sound dirty if I really wanted to. :tongue:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:12 pm

No, no corn. This ain't [censored] latin america/the american midwest.

Step aside corn, this is potato country.

Edit: Typeooooooo

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:28 am

I hope we'll be able to put corn on a long stick and use it to fight Hunger.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:37 am

OMG! They better include corn! Can we make a spear out of the corn? I sure hope so... Or deadly throwing corn. That would be good too - probably there will be corn-crafting stations for that.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:42 am

I outright refuse. What the hell will we do without corn?

But must it be traditional corn, or are we going to go by the term that people love to point out every time I bring up the word corn, which is "Corn is actually called Maize, and the word Corn is just used to describe the primary cash crop of a region (you ignorant, stuck up American)."?

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:08 am

Only if its Candy Corn. Or Corn Syrup.

[edit] Or Korn.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:17 pm

Only if its Candy Corn. Or Corn Syrup.

I'd settle for kettle corn.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:14 pm

We must eat corn, drink corn, and sleep with corn at least once a day or suffer negative effects.

[edit] Or Korn.

Yes! Jeremy Soule is getting boring, we need Korn to do the Skyrim soundtrack.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:43 pm

OMG! They better include corn! Can we make a spear out of the corn? I sure hope so... Or deadly throwing corn. That would be good too - probably there will be corn-crafting stations for that.

Corn spears, eh? I imagine that would be pretty unpleasant for the victim of a corn attack. I'd hate to be on the receiving end. :hubbahubba:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:07 pm

A world without corn is a world not worth living in.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:30 pm

Oblivion's corn wasn't as good as Morrowind's. Hope Skyrim's is better, if they put it in.

Yeah, I don't like the way Bethesda seem to be dumbing down the corn. It's a real slap in the face to all us loyal corn fans.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:56 am

I share your concern as I am also a high priest corn assassin warlock. Bethesda shouldn't have picked a fight with corn warlocks. I would also like to state the following: Winning!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:08 pm

Corn svcks, it's all about Maize.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:50 pm

Skyrim without corn is not skyrim at all. Give me my corn dagger neow!!!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:46 pm

Yeah, I don't like the way Bethesda seem to be dumbing down the corn. It's a real slap in the face to all us loyal corn fans.

I would like to see blue corn implemented in the game. Y'know, in case we get bored of yellow corn....

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:20 pm

I hope we can make popcorn by rosting corn over an open fire. Then with butter from the non existing cows and you have a party.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:56 pm

Corn svcks, it's all about Maize.

Yeah none of this artificial American mutant yellow corn.

Maize, mountain maize, spicy maize, sweet maize, dried maize, waxy maize...
Tortillas!!!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:37 pm

I would like to see blue corn implemented in the game. Y'know, in case we get bored of yellow corn....

I'm sorry but blue corn would totally kill the immersion for me.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:27 pm

are you from nebraska? cause that would totally make sense.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:29 pm

Further, I demand a cornsilk hair option, in a variety of colors, of course.

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