Let's play "Corrupt a Wish" where you grant the wish of the previous post, but corrupting it in a way that makes it undesirable. For example:
Post 2: (Grants grants/corrupts post 1). I wish the guards never took an arrow to their knees.
Post 3: Granted, but they continued to be adventurers, then bandits, then saw and killed you. I wish for a cheaper house in Solitude.
Post 4: Granted, but the beggar already bought it because it was so cheap. I wish...
and so on..
I'll start. I wish Lydia didn't walk like a man.
Ok I guess this counts as a forum game, nevermind