» Fri May 04, 2012 8:03 am
Better questions: How would the other races approach ballistic weapons technology?
To which, I, Hiram Quacklesleigh, swear thus:
Altmer - Super-dense wavelengths of varliance, propelled via rim-fire mirror logic.
Bosmer - Guns are an impossibility in a culture where the young learn to string a longbow before which organs in a man's chest are best fit for wiping their bottoms.
Dunmer - Full Metal Muatra, chemical propellent equal parts ashpeter, marshmerrow, and contempt.
Orcs - Scrap plate [censored]-shooters.
Nords - Rune-cut boulders, launched out of alphorn-like barrels the length of mammoths by the power of Thu'um.
Cyrodils - Big moths that shoot smaller moths.
Raga - Swords that shoot smaller swords.
Bretons - They'd copy the Altmer.
Khajiit - Special breed of Khajiit, the Alfiq-thjizjic, which is noted for its compactness, durability, and an impressive 60-hairballs-per-second rate of fire.
Argonian - 16-d maths jacketed in histsap and treated with flesh-rotting pathogenic material, propelled via post-colonial deconstruction of hegemonic cultural mores.