Could you imagine? : V

» Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:29 am

Could you imagine an alternate reality where Nazeem is Dragon Born? How funny would that be? Even his shouts would be annoying, and he'd only use throw voice to be rude to people.

» Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:08 am

He's probably an aspect of the Gods.

» Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:06 am

I'd still kill him.

» Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:39 am

"Alduin dear, my breath smells twice as fresh because I eat quality food. From my very successful farm of course."

» Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:08 pm

There's a mod that enables the Dovahkiin to, er, 'shout' from the other end..

Would be perfect for Nazeem - he could BLURT RO DAH himself off the Cloud District.

» Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:35 am

Do you get to High Hrothgar very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."

» Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:20 am

Nazeem to Alduin: "Do you eat the Cloud District often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."

» Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:59 am

Do you get to High Hrothgar very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."

Damnit I was gonna say that! :lmao:

» Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:25 am

Ahlam: Looking for my husband Nazeem? Check Paarthurnax's backside. That's usually where he stuffs himself these days.

» Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:22 pm

Do you get to High Hrothgar very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."

"I actually advise the Greybeards on Thu'um matters. My input is invaluable, of course. But this is all probably a bit over your head."

» Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:42 am

"I actually advise the Greybeards on Thu'um matters. My input is invaluable, of course. But this is all probably a bit over your head."