Oh Courier you.

Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:47 am

So we all know that some of the best lines in the game aren't just spoken, their dialogue choices by the Courier, some epic, some hilarious, some dumb just so out there it sticks with you. So what line of the Courier's stick into your head so far?

For me the line 'I command you to open up and take my seed!' made me burst out laughing the first time I saw it. :laugh:
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James Rhead
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:13 pm

When you get led down the alley by the Freeside thugs and attacked you get the option to say "oh look a dead body, I'll just be going." That's always made me laugh.
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:27 pm

Well there was one where the Courier said "I've got to hand it to you, that takes some balls" when talking to Bruce Isaacs, but I didn't get it on my latest playthrough. Is that WW, or a mod? I could have sworn Bruce Isaacs even responded accordingly.

Also, of course, the Lady Killer dialogue with The Lonesome Drifter, and most of the failed speech options.
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:51 am

ICE CREAM!
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I love YOu
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:00 pm

"Say more words about Children of pocky lips"
Intelligence 1 response. Most of these choices are available in Helios One and the Repcon Testing Facility. Other opportunities spread out.
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Dominic Vaughan
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:56 pm

I like the Sneering Imperialist quotes.
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Susan Elizabeth
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:04 pm

I like the Sneering Imperialist quotes.

What? There's only like 1 or 2 lines it adds >_>
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:40 pm

ICE CREAM!

I was going to say that! :laugh:
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Nicola
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:27 pm

"so this isn't fancy juice maker?"
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:34 pm

I love the low inteligence response from the Freeside vagrant when trying to activate Archimedes II, he responds in a literate and very polite manner.

Also, the Terrifying Presence response when confronting the BoS Paladins at the end of Veronica's personal quest is priceless.
"I will cast down your Codex and bask in the dying agony of those who hold it dear", in wich Veronica asks if you are kidding about the Codex before initiate combat.

One of the best is also a low level intelligence when going to Black Mountain, you actually have a [dumb] response to reply Thabita. :lol:

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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:28 pm

Well there was one where the Courier said "I've got to hand it to you, that takes some balls" when talking to Bruce Isaacs, but I didn't get it on my latest playthrough. Is that WW, or a mod? I could have sworn Bruce Isaacs even responded accordingly.

Also, of course, the Lady Killer dialogue with The Lonesome Drifter, and most of the failed speech options.



Yeah I think he says "Wow, hats off to you. That takes some balls" and then Bruce Isaac thanks him for the compliment.

I can't pick just one line. The Courier has plenty of good ones.
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:07 am

Don't rememeber the exact quote. "How about I [censored] you and all your men with a rocket barrage?"
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:46 pm

Yeah I think he says "Wow, hats off to you. That takes some balls" and then Bruce Isaac thanks him for the compliment.


Were was this at, i thought i knew everything in vegas. :turtle:
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:45 pm

So we all know that some of the best lines in the game aren't just spoken, their dialogue choices by the Courier, some epic, some hilarious, some dumb just so out there it sticks with you. So what line of the Courier's stick into your head so far?

For me the line 'I command you to open up and take my seed!' made me burst out laughing the first time I saw it. :laugh:

Where does that occur?!?
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:34 am

"Hmm, perhaps I should test you out first."
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Courtney Foren
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:42 pm

Can't remember the exact quote, but something like "It looks like this place was tag-teamed by f***bots". In Old World Blues, I think talking to Dr. Borous.
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:28 pm

Where does that occur?!?

Uhh, it's one of the lines you can say to the Biological Research Station in OWB, I think it only happens when you have the seed bags.
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:59 am

Can't remember the exact quote, but something like "It looks like this place was tag-teamed by f***bots". In Old World Blues, I think talking to Dr. Borous.


Yeh, it's:

'This place looks like it got tag-teamed by giant f***bots.'

I love that one.

Also when talking to Sunny Smiles:

"Are you sure? We might all die horribly. Well, maybe not me."
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Luis Longoria
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:23 am

Benny: I thought you were dead!?

Courier: I got better.
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:36 pm

^ Hey look, its Chuck Norris. (not a quote of the couriers)
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:11 pm

Don't rememeber the exact quote. "How about I [censored] you and all your men with a rocket barrage?"


I like this one hahah I got it for the first time, a few days ago :)
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:20 am

"I can't feel my legs!"

Despite the fact I 'tested' a six bot aptly named Fisto, it still makes me lol.
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:57 am

"An attractive woman like yourself all alone? Maybe you and I could work something out, my little honey."
To old lady Gibson negotiating thrust control.
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:53 pm

"I can't feel my legs!"

Despite the fact I 'tested' a six bot aptly named Fisto, it still makes me lol.

"Is that all you got robot?"
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:07 pm

My favorite is when you enter the Ultra Luxe and they ask for you to turn over your weapons.

"Could I trouble you to blow it out your ass?"
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