Nords regard crossbows as weapons devoid of honour....

Unlock High Hrothgar with our new DLC....'The 7,000 steps'!

On PC? User-interface driving you slowly mad? Too bad svcker!

You can assign different spells to different hands, and combine these to...oh hang on we never got that far....

Some people say your dragonborn.. others say your criminal scum

"the water looks awesome. shut up."

This message was made possible by a team of 100 in a distant land.
Calculating time remaining to Alduin's return...
Using dual shields is known as the best loadout... if you're a pacifist.
If you find a Khajiit named M'Aiq the liar, talk to him. He has some very useful info to share.
If you need assistance in battle, check the Fighter's guild for a warrior, or the Arena for an adoring fan.
Yes, taking an item which costs 0 drakes IS still a crime.
Remember, fast-travelling means you don't get to see the breath-taking scenery.
There are indeed exactly 7000 steps that lead to High Hrothgar. Count them.

For the End-of-the-World spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete. (didn't make this up myself, it's from Warcraft 3)

:intergalactic:

"The man with the bigger stick wins." Quote from Ironman.

"While you're here . . . do you happen to know what the fine is here in Skyrim for necrophilia? Just asking."



"How many steps? It's over 9000!"

"No matter what feats you accomplish, or how many dragons you may slay, there will always be a mudcrab more fearsome than you"

"I know you want to, but you CAN'T dual-weild slaughterfish"

"TOOODDDDD!"

"Sheogorath has long loved to play in the lands of the Nords... often taking the form of a young woman in distress, only to leave them naked and paralyzed in the wilderness. Those who have survived often blame witches, perpetrating rumors that they drain the magical essence from male victims in order to power their own cursed spells."

"I saw a mudcrab the other day... terribly plain little bastards, aren't they?"

"There is a rumor going around that the Hist have recalled all the Argonians to Black Marsh. There is another rumor going around that the Nords of Skyrim are holding a celebration."

"Skyrim guards are rumoured to have psychic abilities. Killing one in a remote location will notify their friends and give you a bounty of 1000 gold."

"Skyrim is a mysterious place, full of secrets to uncover, but most of these will be shown to you in these loading screens."

"There are cat-people that have the exact appearance of wood elves. WTF?"

LOL

Fighting a tough enemy?
Climb on something over a foot tall, you'll be fine

So, you're level 30 now, huh? I bet you're pretty tough with all that expensive gear. Well, SO ARE THE BANDIDTS! :toughninja:

Fighting ice ninjas? Keep them as clustered as possible. A ninja's skill is always inversely proportional to the number of them around at the time

Seen any elves??? Ha Ha Ha !!!

"A high Willpower allows you to defend against magical attacks, or perhaps it doesnt"

Nice Tolkien ref. :tops:

That reminds me of the game "Whacked". It was for Xbox, I got the demo disc version back in 2000, when it first came out. It was funny, if I remember correctly...


We finished Skyrim in 2009. The remainder of development went into these repetitive loading screens. waiting for a good date to release, may as well go with all 1s in the date. 11/11/11!

I gotta admit I'm siggin' this... next time you read one of my posts my sig will by "Benrahir said: Sigged!"
also a loadscreen "Even though we said nothing but: Oblivion is great! when making it, we are now saying forget OB Skyrim is great! For the next game we will be saying "[Insert game name here] is great, and Skyrim svcked!"

"Put that cookie down, NOW!!!" - If you went to get a snack while the game's loading.

M'aiq is a liar you say, well lets just pretend that dragon behind you doesn't exist then

Food for thought... I mean... idea for a mod .

"If you see a Khajiit or an Argonian, don't worry. They CAN'T equip a third weapon or spell in their tails."

"Complaining on the offical forums will not help with this screen from freezing"

I think I talk in the name of all the people here when I say:

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Oh Mah GAWD! I had a cabin in some ski field with a moose head that kept singin this! Rollin' Rollin' Rollin', get them dogies rollin' Rawhide! Nice, these are freakin' funny

My loading screens would be:
When you meet someone stronger than you--- Oh right... Level scaling... Nevermind...
Remember children, telekinesis is possible for all non-mages using the Z key.
Dovahkiins voice is very loud, earmuffs are required within a 10 metre vicinity.
Quickscoping can be useful... Especially if you have a sniper rifle... Which you don't....
The land of tamriel is known for its crime punishment, a stolen item can be magically identified on sight.
When trying to sneak up on someone.... Put away your torch.
The best way to win an arguement is to have a big gun... Or stick, whatever suits you.

Bioware Bethesda doesn't want to lose any dedicated players!