» Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:49 pm
"this game is dedicated to the many brave interns who lost their lives making it."
"No penguins were harmed in the making of this game."
"Crowded streets smell different to dwarfs."
"Always remember: Pillage first, then burn."
"If it moves, hit it. If it doesn't move, hit it twice, it was faking."
"Never suggest to a dragon that their skin wold make awesome looking luggage."
"Sword-fighting 101: Pointy end goes in to enemy. repeat as needed."