Ha! :thumbsup: I approve.

There is a rumor that a small cult is constantly changing the world using esp and esm magic.

By the 9 Divine, STAY ON THE ROADS.

How's that Steam working out? Please rant on our boards.

"Ever think a prisoner will save us from this tyranny, like they have in Morrowind and Cyradill?" "Why not make him a damn Dragonborn while you're at it?" -Overheard from a bickering couple

You know how many people would probably go for it too?

"You load rather soundly for a murderer..."

You know what would be interesting? What if M'iaq was our loading screen? I mean what if all the tips in the game are written as if M'iaq said them? and... randomly during loading screens instead of the useless "press B to open your inventory" kind of stuff, we could have M'iaq say something funny, or give us an interesting tip, or tell of events in other regions?

I really hope M'iaq is implemented in some way, even if he would be impossibly old.

Despite frequently bellowing out dragon shouts, the dovahkiin never speaks

Encounters with dragons can be extremely difficult if not prepared accordingly! (or save and load until you win)

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... unless you can speak like them, that changes everything!"

They totally should add these. I mean, at least acknowlege all of the people who want spears.

'You've already played 3 hours today, you should take a break.... Ha Ha HAAAA' ^^

"If you don't feel like seeing the game, you can pause the game at any time and fast-travel to any known location, as long as you aren't in an open conflict"

"Those horns on your helmet... They'll stick in the ground if you fall"

"Dragonborn or not, Guards can kick your ass. but they can't kill anything you have killed"

"Bandits get richer as you level up"

"Animals can eat anything. You can find a book in a rat if you're lucky"

"Stabbing with a halberd... doesn't that make spears useless?"

"Two shields at the same time... that might not be a bad idea"

"Stealing something worth 0 septims, will cost you 40 septims" (I don't remember the stealing fine in OB...)

"It is said that you don't need to see anything to aim a bow. That's why you can still fire one after using a chameleon spell"

oh and a last one

"People want more realism in games, but why is real life so boring? because of realism!"

You have to go up 7000 steps to reach the peak of the Throat, to get down easier the greybeards used their Thu'um to create a great ice slide.

Many people are conflicted on how to pronounce Alduin. Many attempts are as followed: Al-Dew-in, Ald-win, Al-Doon, Al-Du-En, Al-Dween,
and Ekki Ekki Fatang Zupoing Zwaa!

Nords are often mistaken as snowmen, Nords have the ability to stand still and enemies with low intelligence will pass them without caution.

Too many errors detected and your computer must shut down ............... jk

Too much effort went into trying to get spears, mounts, crossbows, vampires and werewolves into the game, so this loading screen is as far as we got.

I really, REALLY want a perk that does that!

"Please note Altmer are not yellow snow elves."

after climbing the 7000 steps to the throat of the world to the grey beards a load screen should pop up saying

"Taking the elevator would have been easier"

:rofl:

Ok, did not finish reading, so please forgive me if mine were taken.

Two ideas....
"Fire solves everything"
"Bananas are an excellent source of potassium!!!" - Homer Simpson.

Or "Levitating is easier on your joints than walking, but walking is good for your stamina."
Where was that darn spell?!

"Argonians are not baby dragons, you will not gain dragon shouts by chasing them down and defeating them." :poke: .... :toughninja: :ahhh: .... :facepalm: :dead:

You can pick up and move items around by holding the Z key. Go on, try it in that shop next to the armed guard.

IF you broke the law and wonder if you've been caught: stop wondering, THEY KNOW

Mudcrabs are nasty creatures...

"How come Daedra need weapons and armor of such high quality, when there's almost nothing that can challenge them anyways" - Random conversation heard on the street

"With skooma, a high elf will become a high elf." - Funny random fact

"...Wait, scratch that, spears for no one..."

Metal plate armor and Skyrim don't mix very well, unless you want your skin ripped off

A variation on this: Your character may not need to eat or drink, but the monsters do. They eat adventurers.

One just hopes you are truly dead before the feast begins.

^ If its for a hardcoe mode perhaps :

You may not eat or sleep but don't forget your character has to!

:rofl:

Some say the stairs up the Throat of the World actually have over 7000 steps.