Create a Load-screen Message! : V - Skyrim

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:21 am

This loading screen will not be seen much because of Open gate cities.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:10 pm

Sheogorath wrote the loading screens this time. Can you tell?

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:08 am

"Hold down L3 for auto teabag" <----- Informative loading screen

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:31 pm

"Ingesting Mead with Skooma while Crafting will cause severely impaired coordination resulting in injury or death"

"Don't kick the chickens in Whiterun, they may call for back up" ( Remember this from Zelda?)

"Keep your voice down while in the Imperial Palace, this means no dragon shouts!"

"Dual-wielding a knife and fork can be delicious"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:30 pm

Looking for the capital? It's just nord of 'ere.

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:35 am

Many people are conflicted on how to pronounce Alduin. Many attempts are as followed: Al-Dew-in, Ald-win, Al-Doon, Al-Du-En, Al-Dween, and Ekki Ekki Fatang Zupoing Zwaa!

:rofl: I laughed.

I'll take a less funny approach to it and include some things I think would be cool for a sort of Lore loading screen text, if they keep this lore that is...

" Dragons are rumored to be able to shapeshift into human forms. "

" At one time, dragons flourished in Vvardenfell, being drawn to the comfort of the warmth in Red Mountain. "

" Legends tell of their aid during wars in exchange for shelter. "

" Alduin's Wall is a ancient structure that sits in Sky Haven Temple. It is inscribed with the history and a prophecy that speaks to one of the greatest legends of Tamriel - The story of Alduin."

Can't really think of any good ones, I'm sure Bethesda will have some cool ones.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:22 pm

"You have been playing for quite som time, go get a cup of coffee. Im waiting"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:05 pm

Alduin is a pretty cool guy, eh eats wurlds and doesnt afraid of anything.

:rofl:

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:39 am

I dont care what they say as long as it has a progress bar. Not some spinny circle thing games have now. I want to know how far along the game has loaded.

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:16 am

"Killing the games annoying Bosmer character is still illegal"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:50 am

'Spears, mounted combat, spell creation, werewolves, vampires and levitation were all outlawed in Tamriel many years ago and have not been seen since' ... That our excuse and we're sticking to it!

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:22 am

With a big stick you can get through most situations

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:39 am

"There's a great treasure waiting you in... I forgot the name of the place... Well, continue on what ever you were doing."

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:09 pm

"keep waiting you will see this screen until november"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:32 am

Thank you for your patience, all objects and npcs are busy being loaded into your cell, they will get to you as soon as they are available.
Meanwhile, here's some soothing lute music.

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:43 am

No matter where you are in Tamriel, you're still criminal scum

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:14 am

"It is said the Dark Brotherhood comes to those who have murdered while they sleep"

I can see why. People who are murdering in their sleep are pretty damn talented.

You can use 3 weapons at the same time, as long as you have three arms.

[censored] lol'd

This game doesn't have content in the traditional sense. Playing Skyrim is all about self control and imagination.
And every time we touch I get this feeling, that every time we touch I swear I can flyyyyyyy.
And every time my heart beats fast, I want it to laaaaaaast.
Now that the game is out, head over to DCDeacon on Twitter for someone to bug about TES:VI.
There is a rumour that there aren't actually 7000 steps on the ascent to High Hrothgar. Someone should check...

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:18 pm

It should be a picture of rick roll in like rags and never gonna give you up lyrics in dragon language

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:27 pm

"You load rather soundly for a murderer..."

+ 1 kudos to you! Lawl

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:52 pm

"The fastest way to leave the throat of the world is by jumping down the steep cliff."

"Mysticism is but a part of the other schools of magic, something the mages of Skyrim have understood."

"When facing a dragon, be sure to scream in the same way it does, it will slow down time itself.."

"M'aiq is rumored to be the grand elder of the order of -The Liars-. Perhaps it is because he is the only member in it."

"Cutting wood can be a good way of getting money and approval from citizens, swinging the woodcutting axe on your own foot, however, is not a good plan."

"If you want to get as much distance between you and your pursuers, be sure to turn around and sprint."

"Think before you act, your actions will determine how citizens feel about you."

"Joining a faction is a good way of making friends, but often comes with the penalty of making new and unknown enemies as well."

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:19 am

"Skyrim: So simplified a seven year old can do it!"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:34 am

"I met a Mudcrab the other day"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:02 am

"Though their power in the west has diminished greatly over the years, the Brotherhood of Steel still maintains hidden, heavily fortified bunkers throughout the mojave. Wait what?!"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:28 am

"Though dragonshouts can deal staggering amounts of destruction, there are whispers of something even more powerful. The user must ingest a certain type of ingredient, hold a lit torch behind them and then unleash the power of... the dragonfart."

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:43 am

Remember to drink plenty of mead and skooma before engaging in battle.