Create a Load-screen Message! : V - Skyrim

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:21 pm

Dont drink and drive.

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:55 am

I didn't like that the load screens had gameplay hints and I especially didn't like the ones in Morrowind that explained the controls to you. For as long as we will be playing the game, we don't need to see that stuff ever on the screen. I'd prefer to have quotes from the books and famous people on the load screens.

You put what in my drink? - Last words of King Felden

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:22 pm

"GEICO 15 minutes could save you 15% percent or more on car insurace."
"Finding some quiet time in your life, I think, is hugely important." -Mariel Hemingway
"You can scream at me, call me for a shoot at midnight, keep me waiting for hours - as long as what ends up on the screen is perfect." -Arnold Schwarzenegger
"No matter how great you are, the next great one is already sitting there waiting to take your place." -Joe Theismann
"Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worse kind of suffering." -Paulo Coelho

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:32 am

"I HAVE NO GREETING" or "I AM ERROR" (for you zelda fans) :thumbsup:

"Watch out for the Dragon named Candlejack, it is said tha---" (Please, I hope you guys get the Candlejack joke, look it up on youtube if not lol)

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:21 pm

"Honest merchants are not interested in stolen goods. They have the magical ability to discern between stolen and legally acquired stuff upon sight"

"You can soultrap creatues that you summon yourself. Fishy stick to anyone who manages to trap his own soul."

From the 'Funny Oblivion Loading Screens' mod.

that's funny as hell

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:21 am

The Abording fan has had many offsprings... Wewe made 6 of them to annoy you!

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:49 am

"ALDUIN DETECTED ON SKYRIM SNOW. LETHAL DRAGONSHOUT ENGAGED."

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:55 pm

"They say that the Dark Brotherhood comes to those who make fun of our rapids."

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:36 am

"RTFM"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:23 am

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crispy with ketchup"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:10 am

Argonians can breathe water.

High Elves are magical.

Nords live in Skyrim.

Orcs are ugly.

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:51 pm

"Skyrim: So simplified a seven year old can do it!"

no. just no.

"well it's the walls you see, They're not stable."
"I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... it doesn't matter, it didn't slow him down. But it really began to smell! Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears."
"I'm a little busy here! I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner. Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie! Ooh...brain pie... perfect! ...Care to donate?"
"Daedra are the embodiment of change, change and permanency. I'm no different. Except in the ways that I am."

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:51 am

"Riding mudcrabs is an excellent way to travel around Skyrim"

"Don't forget, Skyrims guards are notorious antique collectors and are known to kill teacup thieves on sight"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:09 am

"Don't forget: keep exploring the map."

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:39 pm

A tiny M'aiq running across the top of the loading bar. He stops near the end, looks at you and says, "well, what are you waiting for?" Then he runs off, the load ends and you begin. :bolt:

A tiny M'aiq running across the top of the loading bar with a spear in hand. He stops near the end, looks at you and says, "spears are for Khajiiti anyway!" Then he runs off, the load ends and you begin. :bolt:

A tiny M'aiq running across the top of the loading bar being chased by a tiny dragon. He stops near the end, looks at you and says, "M'aiq told you he saw one...M'aiq is no liar!" Then he runs off, the load ends and well...you know the rest. :bolt:

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:03 am

Now remember, don't kill King Hlaalu Helseth." -King Hlaalu Helseth.
I can't belive you didn't come up with that one...

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:09 pm

Please wait while the skyrim subscriber you are trying to reach is located...

SPLAT!!! EEWWWW!!! who says dragons dont fly.

For the co-op experience plese exhange your controller with your friend now.

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:32 pm

"Quickscoping can be handy once mast... Oh.. wrong game!"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:43 am

I don't recall casting teleportation. But there I was. Alone. Naked.

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:13 pm

For the co-op experience plese exhange your controller with your friend now.

Love that!

"When searching crates and barrels make sure to pick up any calipers you see. I swear you can do something with them this time...... I promise......"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:30 pm

"It is said the Dark Brotherhood comes to those who have murdered while they sleep"

Misplaced modifier.

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:13 pm

never shout at an dragonborn, he might shout back.....

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:08 pm

When the Greybeards spoke to Talos the entire area around the mountain had to be evacueted.

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:21 pm

''Dragons eat meat. You are meat. Run away!''

''No matter what evils you have faced, a thousand angry town guards can still make life miserable.''

''I regret to announce only partial success with my invisibility spell - It seems my clothes are gone. - Anonymous''

''There are many treasures hidden in the world. Look everywhere, even in the most unlikely places...''

''Please insert another gold coin to continue your load proce-- nevermind.''

''In battle, your horse may come to your assistance. If fighting a dragon, take this time to run.''

''Dragons are smart foes. Try to fight smart, and choose your battlefield wisely.''

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:06 pm

You put what in my drink? - Last words of King Felden

Sigged!