Create a Load-screen Message! : V

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:55 pm

I'm sure everyone remembers the little load-screen messages that were in Oblivion. So, create your own! It can be serious, or it can be humorous.
GO!

"Dual-wielding is an excellent way to increase your offense, at the cost of your defense"

"It is said the Dark Brotherhood comes to those who have murdered while they sleep"

"By Azura, By Azura, By Azura, The game is loading!"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:36 pm

It is rumored that there are elves called Falmer but much is unknown about there existence..

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:16 am

"By Azura, By Azura, By Azura, The game is loading!"

LOL

I would try to make a funny, but I know I would fail.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:13 pm

no matter how long it loads, you wont get a spear

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:33 am

Spears allow you to keep your distance from your enemies.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:37 pm

Alduin is a pretty cool guy, eh eats wurlds and doesnt afraid of anything.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:19 pm

remember when you are sneaking be sure to stay outside of your enemy's line of sight and turn off your pipboy light!!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:11 pm

"Spears are... Oh wait, wrong game, my bad."

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:05 am

residents of whiterun have recently been visited by a khajiit many describe as a liar

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:14 pm

"There is said to be the rarest treasures of all of Skyrim hidden in the..."

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:55 am

Armedeus was a wonderful and courageous knight.His blade could heave whole solar systems in two, his shield could stop armies in their tracks. His story starts in the twelveth century... FOOL! Do NOT stop reading!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:32 pm

"Honest merchants are not interested in stolen goods. They have the magical ability to discern between stolen and legally acquired stuff upon sight"

"You can soultrap creatues that you summon yourself. Fishy stick to anyone who manages to trap his own soul."

From the 'Funny Oblivion Loading Screens' mod.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:27 pm

If you are suddenly overshadowed by a massive figure in the sky...run

St' Jiub once drove all the cliffracers from the face of Vvardenfell in Morrowind 400 years ago, subsequently they've made their home here in skyrims Volcanic region

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:33 am

"Time moves at the speed of plot. You can leave that big dragon terrorizing that town for months, it'll be waiting for you when you come back."

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:03 am

"Time moves at the speed of plot. You can leave that big dragon terrorizing that town for months, it'll be waiting for you when you come back."

:intergalactic:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:32 pm

"We now pause the fight saving the world, to bring you a word from our sponsor...."

"Now deleting all save games and characters from this profile."

"This screen brought to you in HD. Contact your local blacksmith for details."

"Loading, Loading, Loading... Get them models Loading... Rawhide!"

"It was either this screen, or the blue screen of death. Which would you prefer?"

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:53 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:00 pm

"M'aiq says there is not going to be a M'aiq, this is your M'aiq for Skyrim."

An old favourite of mine.. "Your character may not need to sleep or eat but you do." If a hard core mode is in this would be funny.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:46 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

YES! YES!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:46 pm

I hope there's a good mix of humor, lore and tips. It definitely helps take away the annoyance factor of frequent loading.

How about...

We finished Skyrim in 2009. The remainder of development went into these repetitive loading screens. 11/11/11!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:13 pm

*blue screen*
a fatal error has occurred, please buy another game

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:20 am

"If this screen appears, delete /system32/ to resolve the issue."

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:02 pm

If you hit pause just as the game loads after this screen, you get to see a naked dragon

The weapons of Skyrim are based into three groups, Single handed, Two handed and Archery

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:53 am

You can use 3 weapons at the same time, as long as you have three arms.

» Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:46 am

"Don't eat the yellow snow."

"Cheese! For everyone!"

"Be careful when practicing illegal activities, guards on Tamriel are psychic and will know that you did it."