Create the most useless perk ever! : V

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:28 pm

Allright gentlemen, you had this coming, someone had to make this thread. After a quick search i didn't find a thread like this (saw a create a perk thread, but not a USELESS perk one). The idea here is simple, create the most god-awful and useless perk as possible. Oh, and be creative, so no perks like "incrases ur dmg by 0.0000000001% lol" or "+1 carry weight lolo". I trust in your sense of humour.

Here's my contributions

Conjuration; "Bound weapons last twice as long"
One-handed "While dual-wielding, the mana costs of all spells are lowered by 20%"

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:06 am

Speech; ''This perk does nothing aside from giving you the award for creating the most useless perk ever.''

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What I miss are novelty perks a la Fallout. Some were pretty funny and original.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:50 am

"Increases yor Hand to Hand skill by 10000! Wait....."

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:00 pm

Speech: 'That got Old, fast'. Enables the option for players to tell Guards sharing stories of Arrows in their Knees to shut up.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:05 am

Enchanting, level 75.
This perk allows you to collect twice the normal number of soulgems from slain foes.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:46 am

Restoration: A perk that heals enemies when they otherwise would take damage. Applies to all forms of attack.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:22 am

Lose a Perk: You lose your newest perk.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:18 pm

Archery: Increases the chance of inflicting a head shot by 50%.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:51 am

Speech; ''This perk does nothing aside from giving you the award for creating the most useless perk ever.''

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What I miss are novelty perks a la Fallout. Some were pretty funny and original.

This.

They need to be more inventive and original.

But anything under Speech or Lockpicking will win this category.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:11 am

Archery: "all knee shots immediately turn the victim into a guard."

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:19 pm

Speech: 'That got Old, fast'. Enables the option for players to tell Guards sharing stories of Arrows in their Knees to shut up.

this perk would actually be pretty useful.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:31 pm

Enchanting, level 75.
This perk allows you to collect twice the normal number of soulgems from slain foes.

That is way more useful than soul siphon.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:05 pm

Alchemy: your poisons cause less damage when you ingest them

Pickpocketing: reverse pickpocket success rate increased when the target owns the item in question

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:02 am

light/heavy armor: knee pads

speaks for itself XD

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:32 pm

The Wilhelm Tell perk for archery, "If your enemy is wearing an apple on his head your accuracy increases by 100%"

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:50 am

Librarian = books appear twice as much.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:46 pm

Alteration: Sweetooth, you'll never lose that sweet roll ever again.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:03 pm

Realtor. You get a 5% discount on all houses you buy.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:10 am

1-Handed
Sharp Side: Know which end of the sword to hold.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:20 am

Alchemy - Mixed: "All negative effects are removed from created poisons, and all positive effects are removed from created potions."

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:17 am

Smithing: Makes you lose grib of your hammer, everytime you swing it back over your shoulder.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:49 am

Smithing: Reverse Jewelry.
For when you're fed up with having to see all those shiny diamonds, rubies and emeralds on your amulets, and want to see the true greyish, silverish or goldish backside of your amulets instead. As the name suggest, this perk makes you able to smith jewelry that only can be wore the wrong way.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:20 am

Alchemy: 'Hangover from Oblivion'. Consumption of Failed Potions knocks player unconscious for 24 hours. (Real Time)

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:22 pm

Sneak - Pogo: bounce your way around Skyrim in a sneakily fashion.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:28 pm

Clutter Collector-find even more clutter across the world.