Create your own guard oneliner : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:03 am

"Come on Walsh we don't have all day. There's 50 more houses to tear down after yours."

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:15 pm

Stop the right there criminal scum! To destroy the law, should not look at my body! Your loot is seized
http://www.translationparty.com/#9483905

» Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:21 am

Khajiit guard to all: ' foul smelling ape!'. Wait a min, what's a Khajiit guard doing in Skyrim in the first place?

» Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:11 am

"Stop! You have violated the law? Or court, or pay a fine to jail."
http://www.translationparty.com/#9484139

» Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:27 am

Guard with low disposition toward pc.

"Oh, I didn't notice you there. How do you like being so insignificant?" Gnome

:tongue:

» Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:35 am

Guard Race: Imperial
Player/Other NPC Race: Nord/Male
Guards Weapon/Shield: Standard sword and shield.
Player/Other NPC Race: Dead female argonian.
Guard Gender: Male
Guard Status: Captain
Situation: The guard and Nord are standing in a dimly-lit bedroom, with a dead argonian siren laying on the floor...
Oneliner: "Mudcrabs, nasty things..."

» Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:36 pm

Female guard to male pc magician:
"Is that your magic stick, or are you just happy to see me?"

» Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:17 am

"Dragonborn is it? So was it your mother who had six with a dragon or did your father stick it to one?"