Okay, not The Creeper, per se, but the drumming scamp got me thinking. There is the quest to deal with the summoned scamp, a la Sorcerer's Apprentice; why not have a tamed, housekeeping scamp as decoration for powerful Wizards or Telvanni? I'm just a cobbler, so the animations needed for to do it can't be taken from Animated Morrowind; this is out of my league.