Cruel cruel way to tease those who want guns.

Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:07 am

Imagine you are a few hours into Skyrim, when you happen upon a lonely old inventor. He has been working on something TRULY AMAZING, and he needs your help to finish it. He sends you on several fetch quests, at much hardship and cost to you. Finally, he completes his work, a powerful weapon designed to launch projectiles from an iron tube by way of explosive material. He promises it's the next big thing in weapons technology.

This inventor asks you to test it for him. You are given the weapon, and taken to a makeshift firing range behind his workshop. You are instructed to aim down the sites, then pull the lever.

KABOOM!!

The weapon explodes in your hands, damaging you greatly, and killing the over-excited inventor next to you. You now carry a scrap of hot metal in your hands, and the possibilities of such a weapon have died with the inventor you helped.

You loot his workshop for a pittance and move on, never to see another gun, ever.
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:22 am

I LOVE IT!
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I LOVE IT!

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leni
 
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:43 pm

And then qa space marrine drops down in front of you, wiith a huge chain gun and rips everytghing up and then disapears never to be seen again. Yeah real origional.
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:37 pm

I LOVE IT!

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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:58 pm

I LOVE IT!


An orc in a party dress?
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Brad Johnson
 
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:19 am

Sure, but I fail to see how detonating a bomb in your hand would hurt the person next to you more than you.
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Brιonα Renae
 
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:36 pm

I guess you could say that suggestion would , blow me away. "YYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:41 am

That would actually make quite a fun quest.

Oh and Guns...Do not want.
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Lisa Robb
 
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:07 pm

:D
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Lew.p
 
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:30 am

Who the hell wants guns?
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Emma-Jane Merrin
 
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:43 pm

Heee, the Scroll of Icarian Flight implimentation with a non-funcitonal gun that I spoke of earlier.

I liked it.

But nobody else did LOL
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:18 pm

What's wrong with bows and crossbows?
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:11 pm

I LOVE IT!

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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:35 pm

Imagine you are a few hours into Skyrim, when you happen upon a lonely old inventor. He has been working on something TRULY AMAZING, and he needs your help to finish it. He sends you on several fetch quests, at much hardship and cost to you. Finally, he completes his work, a powerful weapon designed to launch projectiles from an iron tube by way of explosive material. He promises it's the next big thing in weapons technology.

This inventor asks you to test it for him. You are given the weapon, and taken to a makeshift firing range behind his workshop. You are instructed to aim down the sites, then pull the lever.

KABOOM!!

The weapon explodes in your hands, damaging you greatly, and killing the over-excited inventor next to you. You now carry a scrap of hot metal in your hands, and the possibilities of such a weapon have died with the inventor you helped.

You loot his workshop for a pittance and move on, never to see another gun, ever.



You have amazing! Ideas so far every one ive seen is great, your ideas could easily be put in video games and be loved by everyone :) Love this
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:43 pm

What's wrong with bows and crossbows?

Bows and crossbows, are not guns. Guns shoot projectiles through a metal tube, and use gunpowder.
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:29 pm

i personally think guns are the worst weapon in existence... pathetic as hell, for weaklings who cant fight, and... bleh.

they're fine in games like fallout, but leave them out of TES... i pray to the gods bethesda never puts guns in TES, no matter the form!
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:28 pm

I LOVE IT!

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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:53 pm

add ironsights to crossbows and all will be well.
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:17 pm

Did people make threads in the Fallout forums asking for magic to be in FO3 or FONV?

Please disregard this.
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:34 pm

i personally think guns are the worst weapon in existence... pathetic as hell, for weaklings who cant fight, and... bleh.

they're fine in games like fallout, but leave them out of TES... i pray to the gods bethesda never puts guns in TES, no matter the form!


They're made to kepp you a bit more safe in combat situations. But they do not belong in this game.
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:40 pm

Definitely don't want guns. It would seem so out of place in elder scrolls world. If you're a first person shooter nut, there's games already out there for you.
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:25 am

I wasn't aware there were more than like 10 people who want to see guns in Skyrim...
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:25 pm

I wasn't aware there were more than like 10 people who want to see guns in Skyrim...

Eh, I'm ambibilant to it....I just like to argue against knee-jerk reactions ;)

Something like the OP or the pantaloon enigma are quite acceptable for me. And not including them is just as acceptabe :nod:

I think the poll thread closed yesterday probably was about 10 -190 :)
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Post » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:54 am

I wasn't aware there were more than like 10 people who want to see guns in Skyrim...

The question is not "Do you want guns in Skyrim?"

The OP said "What if this happened so there were no guns in Skyrim?"

I think it would make for a funny and creative quest :)
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