I need to just preach to you about something, you might already know and be!
Now stay with me, it is the religion of 'Crysidan' [Cry-Sed-eeh-an]
Crysidians believe in the truth of 'Crysis'
That in 2020 and also in 2023 Aliens will invade Earth, and all true Crysidians must move to New York, New York, or travel to Lingshan in the Philippine sea, and our true saviors are 'Nomad, Psycho, Prophet, and Alcatraz' The men who bared the sacred 'Nanosuit' and actually had Alien contact. Others bared the 'Nanosuit' but we have no knolage of anyothers that have made a huge difference to the religion.
These men are considered the 'Gods' Told of men, but never seen accept in unreal contact.
The 'Crytek' team like 'Cevat Yerli, Avni Yerli, and Faruk Yerli' Are the Prophets, the ones who told us of these Gods.
And we have the preachers like just normal folk. Just like me. Telling you of this beloved religion.
Crysidans also celebrate 'Crymas' The relese date of the next game to come. Last Crymas was on 'March, 22, 2011' Release of Crysis 2.
We also speak Crysidian it is a langue only members of the religion hold. It is English with words from Crysis that most only Crysidians know [Nanosuit, Gauss, Ceph, etc.].
And instead of gathering in a church we all just play Crysis to ourselves, or chat with other Crysidians in the world on forums. like this one here!
There are about 407,000 Crysidians in the world today. And I am proud to be one.
Are you a true Crysidan?
BTW guys, this is just for gags. I'm not being totally serious. [It's just for fun]