First off just let me say that this problem has probably been posted 72.583 times on this website. Secondly, they were all useless to me. Here's my situation. I have Crysis on steam. Steam says I'm updated fully even though the number at the bottom of the in-game screen says 1.1.*a bunch of numbers go here*. I've been told that it is a common problem to have the numbers contradict the real update version, so I can probably trust steam that I'm good to go on the patching. However, after 2-3 minutes of kicking futuristic ass online, (pardon the light french for any 7 year-olds reading this) the game crashes with the infinitely helpful message of "Crysis has stopped working." Is there a fix to this?
Things I've already tried (you'll probably post them anyway):
1. Reinstalling Crysis (no changes)
2. Manually updating the patches (couldn't find the files online)
3. Using the update client (doesn't seem to like the steam version)
P.S. I have Windows 7 64-bit.