Crysis story - what really happend

Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:40 pm

If you played Crysis 1 and Warhead and then Crysis 2 then you might have noticed there is a huge gap between the two.

Here is what happened and why it was not included in Crysis 2.

Nomad and Psycho were fighting on opposite sides of the island. So After C1 Nomad went back in to destroy the alien mothership. And Psycho, well he did the same.

They bumped into each other on their way there. As you are aware it was extremely cold with everything being frozed. So they huddles up overnight, getting ready to attack at first light. While spending the night they started feeling very strange. Something they have never felt before.

Yes, they fell in love with each other. A passionate Nano love session insued and lasted the entire night. After this they started thinking they could not bare to live without one another, and switched to cloak mode and sneaked off to a neighbouring island. They did not want to risk losing each other.

Prophet got word of this, and followed them. After seeing them together he was suddenly overwhelmed by emotions he could not explain. He joined in, and they all got STD's.

The STD's is why you see Prophet furious is Crysis 2, yelling some garble about they new that the nano suit will not protect them against STD's, and now they are all walking dead. You see the goverment lied. They said it will protect against everything. Obviously it does against bullets and aliens and extreme conditions. But the Goverment failed to take orgies into account.

EA then had to cut this from the story because they knew some underage kids will get their hands on the game. Also they did not want to up their rating to accomodate the sixual scenes.

Well there you have it.
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Lily
 
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:13 am

O dear!!!!
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Paul Rice
 
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:42 pm

CryTek took a dump on my face, & i wont allow that on 3
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:00 pm

Legen.....Dary.
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:22 am

Apologies if this story does offend anyone.
But it is truely the only one that makes sense in my head why the story would have such a huge gap.

I do not buy into the whole its because console players will need to pick up the story.
Thats BS. Ever saw star wars? They could have had an intro like that with text floating into space explaining what happend before the story starts.
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Post » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:41 pm

i wonder if they used MAXIMUM STRENGTH or MAXIMUM SPEED....................
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