It all began with a big bang, all of a sudden crytek programmers were writing code on their computers and had some insane flickering on their screens. Unable to fix the issue they decided to downgrade their computers to consoles and left the code half done. The extraterrestrial alien's (EA) then invaded and demanded that they release the unfinished game by the 24 of march or their brains would be eaten.
With no hope but to scurry their efforts in time. Crytek released crysis 2.

The end.

OH S*** the squid aliens ARE real, now they know that you have found them out, now they must kill you in an ugly manner. By the way, they don't eat brains, they just rip you limb to limb (see guy from Crysis 1)

oh my bad i just heard these svcking sounds after pressing the b button on my face to zoom into crytek's building, didnt realise it was their limbs.

Total win