Cyrodiil Shattered - Wootz : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:04 pm

@ acecataphract: its small characters like that who add the flavor to the RP though! They get to mix things up and raise [censored]!

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:02 pm

Hey Tayroc. you can raise 20,000 militia in the timeline, and and army of 20,000.

The militia svck though.

I command fort Harrun, and the ARMY of WHITE RUN, not BRUMA.

Bruma's army is still chilling.

By the way, Tayroc, you can stop talking junk once my greybeards hit the city, and start thu'uming...

I am, untouchable.

na nana na, na da da, Can't touch this...

» Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:15 am

I only have 17K troops. Reason being is that my main character for this is one of the surviving Councilmen. So essentially he would get allot of support from his province. And why are they tiger people on steroids?? wtf...

What do you expect us to have with numbers? Only a few thousand? When your going against what is left of the Imperial legion, plus all these other guys.. Yeah understandably you got numbers to contend with.

And Wooly? I cast SILENCE! on your Greybeards

Then stick an arrow in their heads

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:58 pm

Hey Tayroc. you can raise 20,000 militia in the timeline, and and army of 20,000.

The militia svck though.

I command fort Harrun, and the ARMY of WHITE RUN, not BRUMA.

Bruma's army is still chilling.

By the way, Tayroc, you can stop talking junk once my greybeards hit the city, and start thu'uming...

I am, untouchable.

na nana na, na da da, Can't touch this...

Once again you remind us why wooly has become a synonym for Irritating.

This is not the Timeline, and it is not a competition. You are trying to uber before the RP has even begun, and i want no part in it.

Consider Kvatch an ally of the empire. My 500,000,000,000,000,000 troops are fighting for Ocato.

Note: If this statement rubs you the wrong way, send me a PM. Lets not have another public squabble.

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:11 am

Don't worry Acecataphract, you still outnumber the Woodsmen by quiet a bit. Just remember that numbers won't win every battle.

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:14 pm

Don't worry Acecataphract, you still outnumber the Woodsmen by quiet a bit. Just remember that numbers won't win every battle.

Ah, yes, as my enemies will find out!

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:44 pm

I AM NOT USING ALL OF THEM AT ONCE.

I am only using 20,000 at a time.

Now, shut your mouth, I a done with your bull crap. You think you are so good don't you? Just shut it.

Why would I use 80,000 guys at once?

And no, it is not a synonym.

Have you noticed that I have friends on this forum? And all you do is BS?

Now, shut it. If you would just shut up, and stop lobbing crap, then whatever.

Sibera, I am not going to war with you. I have no interest in the south. Feel free to make an alliance.

By the way, Wootz said I could bring them out, just not right now. I AM ONLY USING 20,000 AT A TIME!

JUST SHUT IT. You always act like this is elmo's world.

» Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:00 am

Now now, calm down, everything's going to be all right...

Oh jeeze i have to post b4 tayroc so he doesn't post more argumaental posts.

Just go back to making fun of eachother and using

s for now OK!!?!?!?!

» Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:41 am

I AM NOT USING ALL OF THEM AT ONCE.

I am only using 20,000 at a time.

Now, shut your mouth, I a done with your bull crap. You think you are so good don't you? Just shut it.

Why would I use 80,000 guys at once?

And no, it is not a synonym.

Have you noticed that I have friends on this forum? And all you do is BS?

Now, shut it. If you would just shut up, and stop lobbing crap, then whatever.

Sibera, I am not going to war with you. I have no interest in the south. Feel free to make an alliance.

By the way, Wootz said I could bring them out, just not right now. I AM ONLY USING 20,000 AT A TIME!

JUST SHUT IT. You always act like this is elmo's world.

Note: If this statement rubs you the wrong way, send me a PM. Lets not have another public squabble.

For a moment i almost thought you would act like an advlt about it. Way to prove me wrong.

Having 80 thousand troops in a fight between city-states is outright ridiculous. If you want to continue with your tantrums, send me a PM.

» Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:26 am

Now now, calm down, everything's going to be all right...

Oh jeeze i have to post b4 tayroc so he doesn't post more argumaental posts.

Just go back to making fun of eachother and using

s for now OK!!?!?!?!

For a moment i almost thought you would act like an advlt about it. Way to prove me wrong.

Having 80 thousand troops in a fight between city-states is outright ridiculous. If you want to continue with your tantrums, send me a PM.

You always insult me, and you always do it like this. This is why people get sick with you. It will be best if you just shut it.

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:34 pm

If you want to continue with your tantrums, send me a PM.

Simply astounding.

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Let me help you out, Wooly:

Just below the Bethesda Logo in the top-right corner of the screen you will see a link to the wonderful land of PM's. It will allow you to have tantrums and make a fool of yourself without everyone seeing it.

You are welcome.

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:22 pm

You always insult me, and you always do it like this. This is why people get sick with you. It will be best if you just shut it.

Hey, dude, don't get mad at me. I'm just telling you guys to CALM DOWN! IT'S JUST A GAME! It's not even a game! You guys really shouldn't argue about who has what kind of "troops" and how many of them. If I were you, (and I'm not even an advlt, I'M THIRTEEN), I would let the other guy have his "troops". Do you guys really care if you character dies? I wouldn't! If somebody tried to asassinate my character, I wouldn't have any problem with it! There's plenty of roleplays out there.

Please, for the good of the community, sort this out in PEE EM!

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:28 pm

Drop the [censored] subject. You guys don't have to make this unpleasant for the rest of us for your petty [censored] argument. If you keep going it won't end well; either the thread will get locked or maybe even someone banned. We're here to have some fun RPing, not to trade [censored] insults.

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:14 pm

My final statement:

I didn't start any arguments. I stated that Wooly had an unrealistically high number of troops, and noted that if he disagrees, he should tell me so via PM.

Enough of this nonsense.

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» Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:58 am

Thank you tayroc. Wooly, I think I speak for everyone else in that I would appreciate it if you wouldn't bring this up again.

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:56 pm

I'm ending this now. Any more of TAYROC vs. WOOLY crap, and you will suffer the consequences. "What are they?" You might ask. And I shall answer, "You do not want to know."

I'm really tired of this crap on two different posts. Both of you shut it, now.

ANYWAYS...

Everyone, especially PFA's nobles, and the Dunmer, has been bombarded by my taunts and threats. Dismiss all that I said before, as I will not be trying to CONQUER Tamriel, I will mostly be defending. Counter-attacks, of course, will be necessary, but after the enemy is whittled down. Plus, Argonians are better at terrorizing an enemy, rather then attacking them head on.

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:32 pm

See, I understood none of that paragraph. Except, I think I know what Nirn is. Do you actually have time and patience to sit at the computer and read the UESP? or do you open it to explain stuff to people?

UESP is a good source of info but not lore.

Check out The Imperial library if you don't want to be swallowed whole by all the lore ~~freaks~~ enthusiast.

EDIT: Is anyone taking Skingrad? Last call before I lead it to it's glorious rise of power.

Also, Tayroc and Wooly, you're both obnoxious, so knock it off with the little flame wars.

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:01 pm

Regarding the Argonians:

I predict utter and complete domination of everything up-river of Leyawiin.

» Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:21 am

Argonians are worthless beast, I'll make sure the Imperial Legion comes down and teaches y'all a lesson :gun:

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:32 pm

I bid thee luck, then. May I remind you that Bravil is surrounded in water?
I can blow the bridge, so how will you get in then?

Also, my Argonians can drag your Legionnaires underwater, where they will drown because of their encumbersome armour.

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:34 pm

I would have an idea as the beast races banding together. They have a common enemy, By the way there are many ways to irritate the legion, though the Empire itself isn't on my characters hit list. Just the lands taken from them and maybe slap the dark elves around

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:04 pm

I bid thee luck, then. May I remind you that Bravil is surrounded in water?
I can blow the bridge, so how will you get in then?

Also, my Argonians can drag your Legionnaires underwater, where they will drown because of their encumbersome armour.

If you blow the bridge, how'll you survive? No supplies can get in and I haven't seen any farms in Bravil and your food supplies will run dry extra quick due to your garrison (assuming your troops are inside). You'd be strangling yourself really. I don't think there's enough fish nearby to keep your population alive, let alone healthy.

» Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:21 am

I haven't seen any farms in Bravil

On the other hand we've also not seen tax collectors, adequately sized cities, functional mines or anything that would remind of a functional economy. OB is not really anything to rely on as it's massive fail in this regard; although yes, Bravil does seem to have less opportunities for agriculture than every other city bar Leyawiin which is in the middle of a damn swamp. Most of the food would probably be earned by bands stealing from Imperial settlements, fishing and supplies from Black Marsh, whatever is it that you guys eat there. Probably delivered via boat over the Niben Bay, so the lack of a bridge would methinks be only a hindrance, not a stake to the heart or whatever.

I must say I don't really envy them who attack Bravil and Leyawiin. It's going to be a bit of a hellhole there, most likely more so than anywhere else in Cyrodiil (save perhaps Colovia to a lesser extent, especially in the north-more part of it where I live, mwo ha ha).

Also, if no one takes Skingrad by September and my school schedule turns out not that hectic, I may switch my role as the Sforzas for Skingrad.

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:25 pm

UESP is a good source of info but not lore.

Check out The Imperial library if you don't want to be swallowed whole by all the lore ~~freaks~~ enthusiast.

EDIT: Is anyone taking Skingrad? Last call before I lead it to it's glorious rise of power.

Also, Tayroc and Wooly, you're both obnoxious, so knock it off with the little flame wars.

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Alright, I'll give it a go. And I don't think anybody has a problem with you taking Skingrad. Do you have a char. sheet already?

» Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:13 pm

Bah, damn this. I'm taking Skingrad, scratch House Sforza. Acting on an impulse FTW.

EDIT: Looking over sheets, I've noticed two things I disagree with in the Nordic troops and one that I just HAD to point out because I'm a greedy man.

They wear steel armor, and bear pikes, along with large, square steel shields

I doubt it's possible to use a pike in conjunction with a Scutum-like shield, more so a Scutum-like shield made solely out of steel. Pikes are long, two handed weapons; the only kind of shields I've heard of being used with them are small ones you can strap to your hand and still be able to use the pike without much restriction and move.

1000 Beserkers: Assembled from the Mead Halls of Skyrim, these men wear little in the way of armor, however their shock value is still huge, despite the relatively small size of this unit. They go into battle with a mad desire to kill; each man is one of the finest that Skyrim can offer, easily towering most other soldiers, even fellow Nords. Armed with large axes, they are at the tip of an infantry assault, inspiring friends and disheartening foes in their apparent invulnerability.

Oh dear, I wonder where that came from.

My greed asks for credit.

longranged composite bows as their weapon. They are able to hit a target from a good half of a kilometer.

I disagree. Nords aren't natural archers and composite bows are horseman bows mostly, made for better use on horse since they're smaller yet have the same punch as a larger bow. It's a bit pointless for infantry to carry them, since they're complicated to make and fall apart in humid conditions. And while mongols with the mongol bow have been known to hit targets 500 meters away, I highly doubt Nords could do the same. Mongols were nomadic and the bow was their primary weapon; on the other hand Nordic culture is strongly geared towards melee combat. I for one am against mashing together random cultures just because something in them is to one's liking. Nords would probably be using self bows, and not extra quality ones at that.

Also while I'm talking to you wooly, please, PLEASE carry those uglies over to PM so all the threads where you engage in duels with tayroc don't get locked.