Its true. I swear it. I just saved him from that virtual reality vault when I found out. I was going to fast travel to Rivet City, but.....I felt kinda uneasy about him so I decided to follow him. Something about him just didn't seem right. Out of nowhere a Death Claw attacked him. I was going to help him, but then I just couldn't stop thinking of how he abandoned me to deal with that psychopath overseer. Wait.... what's this? Dad is busting out a ........ crowbar? Really, a crowbar? Dad is supposed to be some super smart scientist & the best he can think of is a flippin' crowbar? He must be a masochist & like the pain. Dad falls down. I waste the Death Claw with my Harkness Plasma Gun. I go over to loot Dad's body, but what's this? Unconscious? Unconscious? He's not dead? I thought I saw that Death Claw dismember him. Wow, I guess not. Dad gets up. No blood & full health. I go to initiate dialougue with him & he just acts like nothing happened. Creepy.
Just a little further up the road 3 dogs attack Dad. He says something stupid like, "I didn't want it to come to this". Like the dogs were gonna understand what he's sayin'. Out comes the crowbar. Come on Dad, you can do better than that. Surely he can defeat three dogs. Nope they munch on his nuts until they see me with my Chinese Officer's Sword. One hack each & the dogs are dead. Once again Dad is not dead, just unconscious. What's it take to kill this guy?
Getting closer to Rivet City a giant Radscorpian attacks Dad. Once again same thing all over again.
I'm flippin' scared crappin' muh pants. Dad is an Immortal Masochist!!!!